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typo lady @SourpatchMao

not sorry to disappoint you

Joined April 2009
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.@ConcernedApe I really think there should me a decor mode for consoles that freezes time but you can’t interact with anything else. I get so stressed out by the time
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Well, I have to get up and die another day.
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My cat’s idea of hunting is stealing a noodle from my bowl
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Am i really going to pretend im asleep and eat a burrito?
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Hmm… all my trauma memories are making thinking maybe i have… trauma issues 🧐
No sleep, only Zuul
It could have been crispy
“Would it have killed her to leave a suicide note at least?”
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I really question your dedication to Sparkle Motion
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Ohhh fb jail
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I forgot I promised my friend to teach my cat to say his name
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She’s the kind of person that thought Cancun was a country.
WTF IS CAT WATER
My recent hobby is listening to different types of cat meows
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Someone called me ugly the other day for not having a FB profile picture. It honestly makes me laugh. I know the comments were deleted or maybe I was unfriended, it was on someone’s comments.
One of couriers lives near the office and he comes by often. As much as I don’t mind charting HE LINGERS way too long. I texted another courier to call the office to bail me out.
Imagine being haunted by a ghost but it’s Seth Rogen’s laugh
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There’s an onion in my ashtray
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My recent hobby is listening to different types of cat meows
I think my favorite song would just depress Vecna enough to leave me alone
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