Joined May 2026
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If you ever want what is left of your self esteem and self confidence to be shredded and set on fire, just watch 90 Day Fiancé. These people can find their eternal loves and I can’t even get the truth.
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Reactions to text messages are the “Fuck Off” of interaction.
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Watching the videos of all of these people in the US falling in love with what we all consider to be the little things is the only reason I’m making it through this Monday.
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If you ever think your life sucks, I waited 7 years for a man to love me enough to have a future with me.
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I don’t even get my feelings hurt anymore when men reject me - I’m just like, “go ahead and now go find your forever home.”
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Lots of major decisions to make this week. I’m going to need a voodoo doll, some sage, a priest, and all of the coffee.
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The record of getting bored with me is one conversation.
Me, flirting.
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Never fuck with a woman who spilled hot coffee all over herself and other places in the elevator this morning on the way to work.
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You’re somewhere in a gym worrying about mirror flexing and I’m walking around telling my sunflowers to grow and bloom. We are not the same.
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If you have to lie to a woman about a wife and how many kids you actually have, it’s time to seek professional help.
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I haven’t been on a vacation in over three years, so some of you people whining because you can’t go on your trip this month can just fall face first on a Lego.
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I’m ready for sandy beaches, bikinis, oceans water, and salt air but my wallet said it was ready for a new AC unit instead.
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I had a man who hid me from the world, including his wife I never knew existed. Believe me when I tell you that you can’t hurt me worse than he did or I did.
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Men have sundress season and we have hoochie daddy shorts season.
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To that one poor guy whose every single interaction is , “Would you date me?” “Would you find me attractive?” It’s giving desperation.
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Guys don’t stay interested in me because I don’t show them my vagina on the first DM.
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This must be why I keep having chest pains and having to wear a heart monitor.
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