Not sure why everyone's so excited by this Chinese moon rock return mission. 2kg of dust? Pathetic. Space Command UK plan to drag the entire moon to Wales by 2022 #BrexitBritain
Here at Space Command we are proud to support a Prime Minister who is consistent in his policies and never falls prey to "General Indecision". Just like @BorisJohnson we've always been proud supporters of Brexit, except for all the years that we weren't. Wait hang on
Here at Space Command we are confused at people accusing the #CovidVaccine of being a government tracking ruse. Don't they realise that we are already using dozens of satellites to track all of their daily activity, locations, and data through their smartphones
Beautiful full moon over the UK this morning forms the perfect naked eye viewing for the 3 union flags flying in the Sea of Tranquility. Remember - just like the paper clip, the moon was made in Britain. 🌕🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
Apologies for the interruption, the Home Sec just threw a stapler at our media intern's head. All in the spirit of boisterous office hijinks, ha ha. Normal service will resume when we return from A&E
Here at SpaceCommandUK we believe that #BrexitMeansBrexit. That's why we've been awarded a £130 million contract by @GOVUK to resolve medical shortages by firing insulin over the English channel using coke & mentos rockets
Here at Space Command UK, we are proud to be working in conjunction with the nations' best and brightest in order to facilitate the transcendence of #BrexitBritain above global geopolitics and into the stars.
Welcome to the official twitter for the United Kingdom's newly formed Space Command, as announced and launched by our Prime Minister @BorisJohnson on the 19th of November 2020.