Every sports team I cheer for is doomed to fail. Fact
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Adam Spackman retweeted
20 Jul 2023
Props to the guy at the top for hanging in there against @JohnCena
20 Jul 2023
A brawl broke out from the handshake line following a 3-0 Thailand win over Hong Kong at the Bangkok U18 Invitational 👊
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Adam Spackman retweeted
1 Apr 2022
April Fools’ Day is the day people critically evaluate everything they read on the internet before accepting it as the truth. Funny because that should be an every day thing.
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1 Apr 2022
There is a special place in hell for people who don’t put away their carts in the Costco parking lot. You just walked 6 laps of the store waiting to get a free sample of vegan queso but NOW you’re too tired to walk 20 ft and be a decent human?!
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Adam Spackman retweeted
26 Jan 2022
Two years ago, we lost a legend.
Mamba forever 💛💜
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Adam Spackman retweeted
2 Jan 2022
Better look at Antonio Brown’s meltdown 😳
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Adam Spackman retweeted
5 Dec 2021
You want to see how much this win and this moment meant to Gardner Minshew?
This is @GardnerMinshew5 after the game with an emotional moment with his dad, who tries to make it to every one of his games
🔥🔥❤️❤️
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Adam Spackman retweeted
5 Dec 2021
No one:
The Lions every single week:
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Adam Spackman retweeted
10 Nov 2021
Sean Payton selling Odell on Siemien
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Adam Spackman retweeted
23 Oct 2021
It was widely considered to be a four-man NBA Draft with Cunningham, Green, Mobley, and Suggs. The Raptors were in a truly envious position to simply select the prospect who'd fall into their lap.
They didn't, though. They selected Scottie Barnes.
And so far ... unbelievable.
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Adam Spackman retweeted
20 Oct 2021
BRB crying about Ertz being traded again.
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Adam Spackman retweeted
30 Jul 2021
Eagles need Wentz to play 75% of the snaps or 70% w/ a Colts playoff birth for the conditional 1st round pick.
So naturally Wentz is gonna come back like week 4, play 69.9% of the snaps, and win Super Bowl MVP. Bc that’s how this universe works.
30 Jul 2021
Colts' QB Carson Wentz is out indefinitely as he undergoes further testing on a foot injury that he suffered at the end of Thursday's practice, per @MikeWellsNFL and me.
Colts' second-year QB Jacob Eason took the starter reps at today's practice, with Sam Ellinger as his backup.
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Adam Spackman retweeted
4 Jul 2021
This is bullshit! Fix the feed!!!
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Adam Spackman retweeted
4 Jul 2021
Can’t get a connection to see @joeyjaws break a world record?!?
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Adam Spackman retweeted
4 Jul 2021
Cash the Over 73.5. Joey Chestnut is the greatest athlete of all time!
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4 Jul 2021
Hey @TSN_Sports how do you lose your feed twice in the premiere sporting event of the year??? That’s the @NathansFamousCA hot dog eating contest if you were wondering.
Adam Spackman retweeted
26 May 2021
I can’t believe this presser started 17 minutes late so Jason Kenney could practice saying “crushin’ it” in the mirror
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Adam Spackman retweeted
13 May 2021
It’s not what it looks like??? 🤷🏻
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Adam Spackman retweeted
14 May 2021
I don't know if this will be Udonis Haslem's last regular season appearance for Miami but I doubt he'll be able to top 2 buckets, 2 techs & an ejection in 2 minutes. That's basically his version of Kobe dropping 60 in his last game #HeatCulture #40at40 x.com/BleacherReport/status/…
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