Give your crush what she really wants for Valentine's Day: an abrupt proposal in which you point out her inferior social standing and admit that you ruined her sister's happiness on purpose.
my favorite part in persuasion is when captain wentworth is like "I hate those who are easily persuaded. look at this hazelnut. it's so strong and unyielding. unlike some people"
mr. knightley operating on hater levels heretofore unseen
ALT An excerpt from Jane Austen's Emma, reading: "'Nay, nay, read on.-- You will find how very much he suffers.'
'I know he does,' replied Mr. Knightley coolly, and resuming the letter..."