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I'm a nurse midwife! I also crochet!
I have a crochet channel on YouTube
Please support me!
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My itel blender, for blending semo smoothie and fish puree🤸🤸🤸🤸
What's a purchase you've made this year that has genuinely improved your quality of life?
Put us on. 👀👇
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Midwives now write qualifying exams in June?
Or this is an after exam results party?
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1) So uncle from east married auntie somewhere from east part of the continent, auntie never got pregnant for once, he kept calling auntie infertile!, his reason his he already have a child for him.
Jun 3
Patient: "I'm here for infertility."
Me: "How long have you been trying?"
Patient: "Three years."
Me: "Have you checked your husband's sperm?"
Patient: "No, I don't want to offend him.
Me: 😤😤
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It's always good to have your own money as a woman, but in all make sure you marry a kind person, cos why will someone remove his own blood from health insurance scheme as a result of a quarrel between two adults?
Another day to remember that my mum and dad separated, mum left with us and my dad removed our names as dependents from his health insurance scheme. My mum not knowing, took my convulsing sister with her last money to the hospital only to receive the rude shock of us not being beneficiaries.
She trekked home with a convulsing child on her back, funny my sister woke up and is still alive today.
A woman without her own money will suffer. PS: dont talk to me about marrying a kind man
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Toria RN, RM BNSC retweeted
May 30
Something that’s very simple
Just marry your mothers
May 29
we are working 10 times harder than our father to take care of a lady that's 10 times not valuable than our mother
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May 27
I said it ooooo Dove is a bird!!!!!
May 27
Dove. is. not. Soap.
Dove is not Soap.
All together now:
DOVE IS NOT SOAP!
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May 17
Sunday!!!
Eternal Happiness Convention of Jehovah's witnesses 2026!
#jw
#2026jwc #toriacrochetsandknit #jehovahsslavegirl
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May 16
Nothing oooo
Not even thank you very much
May 15
What did you receive during the Nurses week?
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May 14
I hated Garri cake, I don't know why hostel mates loved it
Fake ass boarding school student arguing with me that there was no blue band in garri cake. There was!!!
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Toria RN, RM BNSC retweeted
13. And finally, there is me!
The paediatrician secretly observing everybody for future content creation.
Does not interfere with the affairs of the clinic.
Enjoys gists while contributing nothing.
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Let me drop my comment her,
Awwwwwwwn sis, you look so cute! and you are so down to the earth!!!
Keep being gorgeous 😍😍😍😍😍
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Happy workers day, when I can't use your app? My transport, my upkeep for the month is with you people! You people want me to be trekking from sagamu to Akowojo every day? @PolarisBankLtd better fix your app ooo, don't let me stand at Oshodi and swear ooo
Today, we celebrate the selfless contributions of Nigerian workers to the development of our Great Nation.
Happy Workers’ Day
From all of us @Polaris Bank
#Polarisbank #VULTe #Workersday #may1st
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Using alcohol-based hand rubs is good, but it doesn't replace washing hands with soap and water, and the later should be encouraged more!
Shame suppose catch all the people for FMC wey dey demonstrate world hand hygiene day and you had no hand sanitizer to show patients how to clean their hands 😭😭😭😭.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
May 4
Ho to Dr Alaso: Sir I want to go and eat
Dr Alaso squeezes face like a Kalabari elder that drank ogogoro too fast:
Surgeon dey chop ?
Turn to me seriously:
Ifueko, Surgeon dey chop
Me: No Sir,
Surgeon no dey chop
Surgeon no dey sleep
Dr Alaso nodding happily
Me: Surgeon no dey meet woman
Dr Alaso in absolute shock: Ehn, Ehn, Stop it there, I no send you that one.
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Wow, so Nigeria once had Maggie too?
It was one of my favourite noodles at NIU!!
Not entirely accurate.
Before Indomie, there was Maggi 2 minute Noodles from NESTLE
Nestle aggressively marketed it but mothers rejected it.
Indomie tried & failed too.
Unlike Nestle, Indomie decided to market it to students in higher institutions as something that could quickly
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Apr 28
Abeg na, even seeing your tweet is doing me somehow!
Apr 28
You see cervical tear!
Cervical tear!!!!
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Toria RN, RM BNSC retweeted
Mar 24
Sometimes in October last year, I started making natural bathing soap for myself and I loved it.
Now I've decided to add it to my business.
A bar cost 3k. These are made solely with natural oil and botanical plants
Please help RT, Patronise and support my hustle🙏
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Toria RN, RM BNSC retweeted
Mar 31
So I was thinking of a JW hang out for Lagos and those near Lagos (Ogun state)
Do you think it's doable?
You can come with friends as well (Cong)
Who's interested, DM let's plan
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