Spieth Takes and Tracking from Two Dallas Natives Emotionally Invested in Every Spieth Round | All Posts are Rooted in Fact & Delusion

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Yeah our guy seems dialed already 😂 U.S. Open week is finally here! #TempoTown #USOpen

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Add Spieth winning a major again to the list #Believe
Arsenal won the Premier League. The Knicks won the NBA Championship. Maybe 2026 truly is the Year of the Drought and therefore the Year of the Dallas Cowboys.
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"Slick" knows ball
Might ruffle some feathers here but if you don’t game 50° 54° and 58° wedges I assume you’re not a serious golfer
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No excuses for Spieth's 79, that can't happen, but it sounds like it was just brutal out there. On to Shinnecock. #theMemorial #wemove
"That was the hardest round of golf that I can remember – major, non-major, it was just insane." Justin Thomas gets up and down on 18 to make the cut @MemorialGolf.
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Spieth’s second round numbers speak for themselves. The OTT stat is misleading because he only hit 1 fairway on the front and 5 total, which made it tough to hit greens in regulation. The irons were still dog water though. Sucks he can't put 4 rounds together right now. #Pain
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These are what my scorecards look like #yikes
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Jack’s place took our ass to the cleaners #smh #nosilk
HOW WE FEELING SPIETH NATION We are taking Jack’s place to the cleaners today! Friday 66 is inbound and there’s nothing you can do about it! #getsilky
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An MC inbound for Spieth. Easily the worst round he's played all year. Could be the wake up call he needs to get his shit together, and there's no sugarcoating the fact he needs to get his shit together. Take full responsibility for jinxing him earlier. #handup #theMemorial
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HOW WE FEELING SPIETH NATION We are taking Jack’s place to the cleaners today! Friday 66 is inbound and there’s nothing you can do about it! #getsilky
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Spieth gained strokes in every category today. Solid day from our guy. Currently T13 & 4 off the lead. Is it too much to ask for him to break 70 tomorrow? #theMemorial #numbies
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Pretty cool interaction here between Spieth and Furyk #theMemorial
“I approach it like a major because it plays like a major. It’s the closest we get to one.” Jordan Spieth with high praise for Muirfield Village ahead of @MemorialGolf.
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Jordan Spieth opens with a round of -1 71 and that will absolutely play! Course is firm, fantastic start.
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Jack's Place is not easy and has the feel of a major championship set up, so J just needs to stay patient. He's swinging it well & the stroke looks good, just a couple burned edges. He's gotta believe in himself and that they will eventually drop. #theMemorial #believe
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ALT And. Here. We. Go. GIF

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The birds are chirping, the sun is shining, and it’s a wonderful day to shoot 66 in the opening round of the Memorial #TempoTownThursday #theMemorial
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I was walking my dog just now and I passed the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. She stops and turns to speak to me (obviously) and whispers “Jordan Spieth will go wire to wire this weekend." Take that for what you will #allheart
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Spieth hit 25 balls on the range this morning & 109 this afternoon after his course prep. Tournament prep is done and it is go time with an early opportunity tomorrow at Jack’s Place to set the tone. #theMemorial #timetogolow
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🚨Spieth & Day are a featured group tomorrow morning! 🚨#theMemorial #LFG
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Spieth went back to the range after course prep & hit 67 more balls. He hit a ton of shots in the 190-225 yard range and notably did not hit his driver. 125 total ball count for the day. Not an unusual amount for him on a Tuesday afternoon after a week off. #theMemorial
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