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Ask for more, the universe isn’t on a budget
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J@¥Mo#💥 🇰🇪 retweeted
We have gone to the same schools We have gone to the same Universities We have received the same education And now We are in the same job market But even so, You expect me to have more money than you so that I can fund your lifestyle because im a man Are you mad!?
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Do you have followers, ifb immediately
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My new neighbour got curves 🍑, but she ain't straight 🤦
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Happy birthday Miss pretty 🎉 Unblock me please sitaomba kinywero tena🙂
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Hii life unafaa kuwa at peace with the fact that kuna vitu zingine hutawai onja.
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"Customer kwani umeingiza wapi..."😂💔
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Mtu anaeza pika sperms zake kama mayai, asking for my mentally challenged best friend 😂😭
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Blowjob mkiwa romance alafu akuume mrija itoke damu ukufe kabla upige kura😭
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J@¥Mo#💥 🇰🇪 retweeted
leo ndo mathe ameona nakuaga na tatoo ndo najaribu kumuuliza kwani sikuzaliwa nayo💔😂😂
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Kumbe it's Assault charges, AntohKE alienda kudai deni yake na mbogi. Akachukua sheria mkononi. Sometimes inabidi bana 😂 lipeni madeni ama ngumu zitembee 😂
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Find love guys 😁😂
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J@¥Mo#💥 🇰🇪 retweeted
Lakini apo kwa Eve maina nakwambia siku mungu ataamua kunifungulia milango kitaeleweka. Akiingia tu hivi bedsitter mafriday jioni anapata nimeandaa mlo atari ata anashindwa aseme nini,Omena imechemka mpaka zimefunga macho sasa niyeye sinangoja. Kando ni ugali nimechanganya number one na namba two. Kando yake tena ni fanta Orange baridi kama kisu ya butchery. Akishiba namna hii alale kama thirty minutes,Omena iingie kwa sytem msuri Saa nne niamshe yeye. Amka nanii,Ni masaa ya kazi. Majirani huko chini wanashangaa najenga nini saa tano usiku juu nyundo inalia kumbe najenga ndoa buana. Kinaeleweka sasa! Tumefanya mpaka hii inaitwa Parachute style. Hii napanda kwa ceiling kama brukenge najishikilia,nayeye ameeka mguu kama divider inapima supplementary angles. Kisa najiwachilia nakuja nimeingia mtoni bwana. Sunday asubuhi naamka kununua kitanda ingine nakwambia. Mungu wa Ayubu,niwewe tunategemea aisee. Najua Ipo siku utanibariki baba
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Ni tweets zangu hamuoni ama mnafanya kuignore¿🤔
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J@¥Mo#💥 🇰🇪 retweeted
.. and God said "there be light"..
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J@¥Mo#💥 🇰🇪 retweeted
Nairobi is not for the weak
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STI labda Subaru 🤑
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J@¥Mo#💥 🇰🇪 retweeted
Ni tweets zangu ndio hamuoni ama ni kuruka mnaziruka?
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18,000 sojas, keep on follow ifb asap🤝
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Me: "nisaidie iyo avocado iko apo" Aunty: "kujia"
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Mlete fom sasa 😅
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