1SG: SFC, we had a Soldier use the open door policy today. It involves you. SFC: Ok, 1SG. 1SG: Did you tell PV2 Snuffy to STFU and get back to work. SFC: Absolutely. 1SG: Reason being? SFC: Because I didn't want PV2 Snuffy to continue speaking and I wanted her to get back to work. 1SG: I understand but what caused you to say that? SFC: Well, after I put out what needed to be done for the day, PV2 Snuffy was being told what to do and kept asking her NCO, "why?" So after the third "why" | calmly told PV2 Snuffy to STFU, and do what the fuck she's told. Then after she made the sad face, I told her to get the fuck back to work. 1SG: You can't just curse at Soldiers like that. SFC: Why, 1SG? 1SG: Because you just can't anymore, SFC. SFC: But why, 1SG? 1SG: Because these Soldiers are too sensitive and they complain about everything. SFC: Ok but why, 1SG? 1SG: Because I goddamn fucking said so! Aww, shit. Motherfuck... SFC: I'd like to use the Commander's open door policy, 1SG. 1SG: GTFO of my office. SFC: Why? 1SG: I fucking h8 you.

Good morning.