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“I will aim to divert discourse away from the $65,000* question”. He cares not one wit about the people impacted by the events in question. *£5,000,000
I will deliver an emergency address to the nation at 8am. 🚨
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What's the name of this band? ⤵️
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Chicken on Pizza
what needs to go in here
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Sad little grifter KLAXON. @Nigel_Farage just disappear with your £5m and stop fucking things up for the rest of us who will never amass anything like that, greedy bastard.
My security team just found this journalist from The Guardian at my property. This is exactly why I need security. Completely unacceptable.
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Got to be a parody account, tell me it’s true!
This is a very moving and reverent moment in American history. Absolutely no American president has ever loved or read the Bible as much as Trump, so he deserves this Jesus, himself a great American who literally wrote the Bible, would be honored
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This is a very moving and reverent moment in American history. Absolutely no American president has ever loved or read the Bible as much as Trump, so he deserves this Jesus, himself a great American who literally wrote the Bible, would be honored

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Fingers crossed that the knuckle draggers did some research into Farridge, enough to realise they aren’t on his “I’ll make your life better radar”. Don’t want to go to sleep perchance those people have us following a MAGA parallel in the UK when we wake up.
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Matcha virgin, incoming...
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Be much more fitting to name an asylum after him. He’s not knitting with both needles 🙄
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He is deluded, problem is so many people are deluded which means řeform might do well.
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What on earth does this knob smoke?
On May 1st, the slaves celebrate “work”… by not working. Pathetic Happy “Work Day” from your sofa, watching Netflix. There’s real cognitive dissonance in that. This isn’t a celebration of work. It’s Enslavement Day. They give you the day off to keep you docile and grateful for your chains... a little treat for the obedient worker bee. And you love it. You run around wishing everyone a “Happy Work Day” like a trained clown, proud of your own submission. But the students of The Real World? The War Room? The ones who escaped the Matrix? We don’t rest on May 1st. We don’t rest on Valentine’s or Christmas. We work. Every. Single. Day. The weak celebrate their chains. The strong break them. Which one are you?
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Can't . Breathe. 😂😂
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Trump says anyone running for president should take a cognitive exam because you could end being stuck with a moron for years. “I mean, you get a guy who gets in there, he's got a good line of crap. He gets in and all of a sudden you're stuck with a man who's a moron”
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‘Nice cafe near me’ is what I’m about to type….
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Happy to respect the opinion, but not the person who shits it on the thread announcing a dead child. Pitiful behaviour.
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As will Trump's leaving office and the restoration of respect for the position of said office... BBC News - Trump tells BBC that King's visit could 'absolutely' help repair relations with UK bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2w…
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Also, did @JonathanPieNews and Russell Bland join the @FooFighters?
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Bar . Set . Low
President Trump THANKED ME on Truth Social. I'm over the moon.
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No one's happy with current government, or the last one, but Starmer has this right: "... enduring relationship between our two countries, which is far greater than anyone who occupies any particular office at any particular time". That is what needed saying out loud, ChatGPT?
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