Over 4,400 short, to the point, spoiler-free horror 🎃movie 📽️ reviews 📝! WARNING! Our opinions may vary. 👍 👎
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I learned a lot from all the movies I've reviewed (and books I've read) and put the knowledge of what works and what doesn't into my debut novel, ANGEL OF THE UNDERGROUND, available here: bit.ly/DavidAndreas
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Review #4,403 - EVIL NIGHT (1992): splattercritic.com/2026/04/e…
A low, low, low budget time capsule. 👍
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Review #4,401 - KILLSTREAK: splattercritic.com/2026/03/k…
An all too familiar tale of not-much.
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Review #4,400 - THE HOUSEMAID: splattercritic.com/2026/03/t…
Ridiculous, but overlong, fun.
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Revies #4,399 - MOTHER OF FLIES: splattercritic.com/2026/03/m…
Has good intentions.
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Review #4,398: splattercritic.com/2026/03/w…
It blows and all, but still has some decent gore.
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Review #4,395 - 28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE: splattercritic.com/2026/02/2…
Dry as a bone.
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Review #4,394 - PRIMATE: splattercritic.com/2026/02/p…
"A throwback to simple slasher times when types gather to get mauled by a killer, only now the psycho is short and hairy."
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Review #4,393 - SPONTANEOUS: splattercritic.com/2026/02/s…
Jeez. The boyfriend is such a douche.
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Review #4,392 - PRIMAL FEAR: splattercritic.com/2026/02/p…
Great acting, silly script.
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Review #4,391 - SCARED SHITLESS: splattercritic.com/2026/02/s…
Starts well, then circles the drain.
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Review #4,390 - HELL HOUSE LLC: LINEAGE: splattercritic.com/2026/02/h…
Found footage or not, what a chore.
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Review #4,389 - DON'T SLEEP: splattercritic.com/2026/02/d…
Don't sleep? Fat chance. This begs you to.
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Review #4,388 - THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE (2025): splattercritic.com/2026/01/t…
Not sure why, but this actually exists.
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Review #4,387 - DON'T LOG OFF: splattercritic.com/2026/01/d…
Don't Expect Much.
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Review #4,386 - MULVA: DEMON ASS KICKER: splattercritic.com/2026/01/m…
Sometimes the comedy works. Sometimes it doesn't. In the end: this is a keeper.
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Review #4,385 - SELF-HELP: splattercritic.com/2026/01/s…
It's okay and all, but I bought these same masks at Halloween City.
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Review #4,384 - DUST BUNNY: splattercritic.com/2026/01/d…
One of a kind.
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Review #4,383 - WAR OF THE WORLDS: THE ATTACK: splattercritic.com/2026/01/w…
You thought the Stranger Things 5 "teens" looked old?
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Review #4,382 - THE STRANGERS: CHAPTER 2: splattercritic.com/2026/01/t…
Insists on continuing, but why?
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Review #4,381 - WAR OF THE WORLDS (2025): splattercritic.com/2026/01/w…
Do your thing, Razzies.
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