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“I hope they give salmonids the octoling treatment in raiders.. they're a fully conscious race just like ocotlings and inklings but it isnt really addressed and they're treated like animals. so I hope we get to see them as a group of sentient beings and not just ruthless savages”

ALT Salmonid Splatoon Raiders GIF

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64% agree
15% neutral
12% disagree
9% execution
81 votes • Final results
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anon who doesn’t want to be a douchebag
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“Marina isn't canon. You can ship them if you want, but they're not canon. (Nor are their VAs dating)”
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callout confession
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“SPLAT CONFESSIONS WHERE ARE YOU? COME BAAAACKKK!!!! :( WE MISS YOU! SANDY MISSES YOU! EVEN SQUIDWARD MISSES YOU!” ever since I released that doc I’ve been a bit tired and unmotivated. I’ll try to post more now.
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Flyfish confession
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an actual Splatoon love confession
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just gave birth. welcome to the world Coroika Confessions! #classof44
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I don’t usually use this account for stuff like this but please pay attention and please listen to this. There is a major predator in the community and they’re getting away with it.
hi guys. serious post, please read and share docs.google.com/document/d/1…
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“Lowk I’m prob gonna get fried for this, but Splatoon 1 is the weakest game in the series based on gameplay alone. The amount of unbalanced stuff is just insane 💀 Also, the game itself is way slower, which I think bogs down Splatoon’s main appeal.”
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32% agree
26% neutral
29% disagree
12% execution
34 votes • Final results
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“Splatoon is the reason why I’m thinking about continuing my hair school journey. I wanna become a hairstylist that is known for being able to re-create video game hairstyles, especially Splatoon and I want my salon to be very much Nintendo or Splatoon themed.”
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anon who wants a Splatoon life sim
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76% good idea
12% bad idea
12% execution
17 votes • Final results
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“I headcanon that during/before the great turf war, Judd would cuddle up to Craig Cuttlefish but would hiss and bite DJ Octavio. This is because Octavio was always gonna lose, and Judd could tell. Can you tell i like angst”
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anon who doesn’t believe Raiders was originally dlc
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31% agree
17% neutral
31% disagree
21% execution
29 votes • Final results
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interesting final fest confession
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Splat4 confession
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21% agree
5% neutral
34% disagree
39% execution
38 votes • Final results
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