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Joined June 2019
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This explanation... sounds to me like i will be shorting SpaceX 🀣
🚨 THE STOCK MARKET AS YOU KNEW IT JUST ENDED In 24h SpaceX lists at $1.77 trillion. Fidelity just cut its SpaceX minimum from $500k to $2k. A 99.6% cut. Robinhood, SoFi, others: no min. I've been in markets for a decade. This has never happened before. So I've spent 10h studying all past IPOs - here's what happens next: First, understand why this is happening. For decades Wall Street locked retail out of every major IPO. This week it threw the doors open. A normal IPO hands retail 5 to 10% of the shares. SpaceX reserved 30%. Triple the standard. That is not generosity. Someone has to be the buyer. And here is the part buried in the fine print: They will let you BUY at $135. They will not let you SELL. Sell your SpaceX shares in the first 15 days on Fidelity and you are flagged a flipper. Six-month ban. Then a year. Then permanent, tied to your Social Security number. Robinhood locks you for 30. They drop every barrier to get you IN, then bolt the exit shut behind you. You do not build a one-way door unless you already know which way the crowd has to run. Here is what they know that you don't. An IPO is not the start of the run. It is the exit. The day insiders, employees and early backers turn paper into cash. Someone sits on the other side of that trade. This week they are building that someone out of millions of $2,000 accounts. History shows you the ending every time. Truist studied 30 major tech IPOs over 15 years. Every one had a serious drawdown in year one. Median: -54%. Only 43% were green after twelve months. The names you remember: Facebook: -54% Snap: -56% Uber: -68% Pinterest: -70% Robinhood: -90% Same script. Huge debut. Endless hype. Lockups expire. The early money hands you the bag at the top. Now price SpaceX into that history. $1.77 trillion. 94.7x sales. A $4.9 billion loss last year. The doors flung open to the smallest accounts in the market, the exit locked for 15 days. That is not access. That is distribution at the top. We have watched this movie before: 2000 dotcom. Insiders rich, retail wrecked. 2021 SPAC mania. Insiders rich, retail wrecked. Nobody hands you the front of the line for free. So you have 2 choices in the next 24 hours. Buy the most expensive listing in market history at the open and pray you are the exception to a 54% median. Or to make money on it... But almost nobody knows what is the best way. I have been calling these traps in public for years, while everyone else cheered the ticker. Btw I am taking this profile private soon, as it's already too big. After that, all info goes to the people already inside. So better to follow now, when you can... A lot of people are going to wish they did before June 12.
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Thought it was time to start buying some nfts again. How did I do? @R3ORDR @Dario_Desiena
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Jun 10
πŸ† WORLD CUP OPENING MATCH πŸ† πŸ‡²πŸ‡½ Mexico vs South Africa πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ πŸ“… 11th June ⏰ 8PM UTC 1 πŸ“Ί Streamed live in the RBM Discord Server Access is controlled. Opportunity is earned. The tournament starts here. ⚽πŸ”₯
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HUGE! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Vitalik Buterin is all-in on Ethereum. 90% of his net worth is in ETH.
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🟩 AI needs people more than people think. Tune in today for an exciting ThoroughScan sesh, where our panel deep dives into β€œAI Can't Scale Alone.” Guest Speakers: @natxwang @Springroll_69 @lindquest_ @aaf_sol @pukecast @RugRadio πŸ“… 9th June 2:00 PM UTC / 10:00 PM HKT Set your remindersπŸ‘‡
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Everyone rages that things are exclusive, too expensive... not worth the money. Not at RBM. We are built different Always 1 step ahead.
Jun 7
πŸ“‰ Market down. 😱 Normies panic. 😎 RBM chills. 🎯 Built for this.
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Game on! If you were wanting in.... this is your moment
Jun 1
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May 29
🐸⚽️ RBM KEEP MOVING DIFFERENT ⚽️🐸 RBM sponsoring the @Otherballz Big Ballz League πŸ† @Trezor sponsoring the RBM FC kit πŸ” Real brands supporting real communities. 🀝 πŸŽ‰ To celebrate, we're giving away 10% OFF all @Trezor products. Comment below for your code and we'll DM it to you. πŸ“©
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From the first blue kit πŸ’™ To the RedBull era πŸš€ To the TREZOR takeover πŸ”’βš‘ Just a moment to appreciate the evolution of the RBM FC kits over time πŸ‘€πŸ”₯
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⚽️ 1/8 Dear otherBALLERZ, S4: The BBL kicks off this SATURDAY 5/30 at 11 am EST. ▫️The handbook is live on discord! ▫️The teams are set! ▫️The schedule is in! ▫️The players need to get ready! ▫️The fans need to get ready! The website otherBALLZ.xyz is LIVE 🚨 ‼️ Players ▫️ Spectators ▫️ Substitutes it's time to LOGIN and CREATE your profiles!
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May 26
Introducing Base MCP Your agent's new gateway to Base β†’ Connect an agent to your Base Account β†’ Enable it to swap, trade, and manage your portfolio β†’ Use plugins from leading apps on Base The next stage of the agentic onchain economy
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Happy Mutant Monday!
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While everyone is hammering on AI tools... we are already diving into robotics. Now on apechain as well 😎
May 25
πŸš€ RBM is expanding what we bring to the ApeChain community. πŸ¦πŸ’™ βœ… NFT Whitelists (WLs) βœ… Exclusive Presales βœ… Discounts on AI Tools πŸ€– βœ… Discounts on Clothing & Merchandise πŸ‘• βœ… Discounts on Software & Digital Services πŸ’» βœ… And now... Robotics πŸ€–βš™οΈ At RBM, we're focused on delivering real utility and exclusive opportunities to the ApeChain ecosystem. From helping members gain access to top NFT projects 🎟️, to providing savings on AI tools, software, and apparel, we're continuously creating value for our community. Now we're taking the next step by bringing robotics to ApeChain β€” connecting Web3 communities with real-world technology, innovation, and opportunity. 🌎⚑ This is more than a marketplace. It's a growing ecosystem of products, services, opportunities, and emerging technologies built for the ApeChain community. 🦍 πŸ”₯ Real Utility. πŸ€– Real Products. πŸš€ Real Innovation. RBM isn't just bringing opportunities to ApeChain... We're bringing the future.
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Make NFTs great again
May 22
we must bring back NFTs
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Brace for what is to come... the hints are being given if you look closely enough
May 22
BIG WEEK. NEXT WEEK. The operators are locked in. πŸ—“ Monday: We Plan. We Strike. We Win. 🀝 Saturday: We Strike. We Support. We Win. Every move has a purpose. Every connection creates opportunity. Focus. Discipline. Execution. No loose ends.
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And so the show goes on!
JUST IN: Nvidia $NVDA reports $81.6 billion in revenue for Q1 2026, higher than expectations.
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Gm and happy wednesday Another day another hussle What are we cooking

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"BOND MARKET APOCALYPSE." Oh, damn...
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