"one thousand years from now there’ll be no guys and no girls, just wankers"
Joined May 2015
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half my timeline is americans and brits arguing about food and the other half is melee players getting pissed off at puff LOL
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Robbery, crazy balance, overturned tools, predictable "scrubby" strategies that are still difficult to fight
They're present in every Smash. They're present in pretty much every fighting game. Probably every GAME. Playing means becoming strong vs them. You signed up for this
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i think it is difficult to argue that melee *isn’t* the best smash game when it comes to competition. still, it is not a perfect game. hell i take issue with people saying 3s is a perfect game! all that said, melee players can be very fucking annoying.
Ah yes the best smash game
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project plus ***IS*** the best smash game, brawl is my favorite casually, ultimate is also fun casually for about 3 hours before it gets annoying, i played smash 4 for a month and was awful at it, unfortunately i’ve never played 64 but it’s cool af to spectate, never played 3DS
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I wanna point out that entering tumble animation from ledge like this without getting hit only happens after 10 full seconds of grabbing ledge with no input. I think THAT should trigger automatic game loss for stalling, easily definable action.
Jun 13
this is after he lost game 1 to ledge grab limit. like what did you expect dude
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this goes for Twitter and Instagram and probably a whole lotta other socials too
Jun 12
tapping the sign labeled "sanitize your links, delete the '?' and everything after it"
![ordinary youtube link: youtu.be/[some letters]
SUPER MAGA PALANTIR ICE PETER THIEL AI DATA HARVESTER 9000: ?si=[more letters]](https://venexa.site/media/HKpn6L7WIAECdG_.png)
ALT ordinary youtube link: youtu.be/[some letters] SUPER MAGA PALANTIR ICE PETER THIEL AI DATA HARVESTER 9000: ?si=[more letters]
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Jun 13
Sometimes when I’m watching Godzilla movies I can’t help but let out an “I love you Godzilla!!!” to the screen like he can hear me
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my mom is a teacher. she and her peers have had multiple work days where they were "trained" on how to prompt. teachers are being fed the same propaganda celebrities are pushing i.e. "we need to learn how to use it or be left behind". and a lot of them believe it.
I genuinely just got scolded by my older family members for not using AI when it comes to writing and art and gave me the most offended face when when I said that I wanted to use my creativity for it. They're all teachers mind you. I'm not kidding. All of them.
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Jun 13
It is crazy that you can “play” like this and still not know that pound does not knock down at 0
Jun 13
this is after he lost game 1 to ledge grab limit. like what did you expect dude
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this is after he lost game 1 to ledge grab limit. like what did you expect dude
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they should put proximity chat in cars
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i think it's a good thing that my coworkers saw obsession or sinners or even backrooms. before this they were seeing shit like jurrasic world or scream 6
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For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.
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I love when poop residue gets stuck to the toilet bowl after I shit because I get to play my favorite game: Poop Ship Destroyer!
Next time you pee just aim it at the poop to break it off. Your dick is your spaceship and the poops are the UFO'S
Good luck out there astronauts!
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As someone who works tech support you'd be amazed at the amount of boomers who take it personally when I don't know their passwords for them
How your dad looks at you when you forget HIS email password
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CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES
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Ask Gen X to watch anything animated and half of them would look at you like this
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You low key have to be a hater to have taste. If you like everything, it's meaningless.
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when people describe a work of art as pretentious they almost always misuse the word and instead mean “this made me feel stupid and then mad as a consequence” it’s good to be stumped and admit it, grows hair on your chest
I found a notebook I wrote my book reviews in when I was 15-16 and one of them goes:
"I did not like it. There was too much politics and old words. Which wouldn't have been a problem, if I understood them. But because of my own inadequacies I did not."
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