burlap sack aficionado, burnt weeny sandwich connoisseur and worshipper of the grand wazoo providing tweets detailing the thoughts of a tried and true american
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when i watched the evil dead movies i remember thinking ash williams looked very familiar and i’m just now realizing that i was thinking of fucking skeet from jimmy neutron
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"Are you a boy or a girl?"
Zappa was asked this question many times by the "establishment".
He immortalized it in '200 Motels'.
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Do not listen to this album!
If you do, you might fall down the rabbit hole.
This is a musician's carrot. 🎼🎶🎶 🥕
Frank Zappa
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i like to imagine this movie was originally a james bond film and the director just took hundreds of extreme creative liberties
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paying $29.99 for my botched circumcision cup
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i want to distribute a torrent of obsession where everything is the same except it plays the spongebob bwomp sound effect during this scene
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18 Jan 2019
its off like donkey cough
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20 Mar 2020
It’s off like Donkey Koff.
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27 Oct 2025
it’s off like donkey cough
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30 Apr 2019
It’s off like donkey cough
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major breakthroughs are being made in the micropenis research department and i believe we’ve just hit the motherchode
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Jun 11
The chamber pot Nicole Kidman lifts to look at an incapacitated Tom Cruise’s dick in Far and Away
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You've just been put in charge of coming up with a popcorn bucket for a classic film. GO.
I'll start. Goodfellas Cadillac trunk.
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