Can everybody just be quiet for a minute?
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Karen Keller retweeted
1 Sep 2024
Somebody needs to write the Glen Powell/Matthew McConaughey raunchy brother sports comedy. I can’t do it, because if I write it I’m gonna make them KISS
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Karen Keller retweeted
1 Aug 2024
It's weird that we talk so much about a "loneliness epidemic" but we don't really talk to people about how to make friends or why they are not making friends.
So, a few things.
I've said this before and people get very angry about me — but something has to replace smoking.
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Karen Keller retweeted
it's another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY - SO MIND YOUR BUSINESS.
FAWNS, DROP EM'.
BIRDS, LEAVE EM'.
RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
FOXES?! -SWIPER NO SWIPING.
ARMADILLO?Âż? ARMADILL-NO.
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Karen Keller retweeted
11 Mar 2024
The moment you have all been waiting for đź‘€
To kick off our season and celebrate our home opener this weekend, we are giving away one Gold Crew 2 kit. All you have to do is…
1) Like
2) Repost
3) And you must be following
#Crew96 | #VamosColumbus
ALT Photo of a Crew 2 jersey.
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Karen Keller retweeted
28 Feb 2024
this is gonna be the grumpiest day in ohio history
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27 Jan 2024
I know what I'm doing when I retire
27 Jan 2024
Yesterday someone asked for suggestions for baseballs’ “craziest names” so he could buy some hats. Here’s a thread of those suggestions:
Tag a friend to save a life
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