Wreck the early longs.
Now nuke the shorts.
Make it look organic.
Alright, send a tiny green candle.
No, smaller — we want just enough hope to activate serotonin.
Pump it 12% on no news.
Now slam it straight back down to the weekly open.
Queue the influencers with “BREAKOUT SOON” tweets.
Now rotate in a fake narrative.
AI? Real world assets? Frog season? Doesn’t matter —
Make retail chase.
Give them a micro rally so they feel “early.”
OK good, they’re levering up.
MEV sandwich time.
Front-run their market buy.
Push price one tick higher so they think they caught the move.
Now dump on their skulls with surgical precision.
Yes — right there.
Let them cope for 48 hours.
Now send a small green wick again,
just to reignite the delusion.
Kill it immediately.