ALT Hat-tip to the winners at the [almost entirely meaningless] #ACMS Awards, as chosen by random number generator: Longest - Alexander Bennett Most Traditional Double Act - Alexander Bennett & Cobin Millage Best Sketch - Alexander Bennett & Cobin Millage & World’s End Close (Dave Nattriss) Most Malcolm Hardee - Alexander Richmond, collected on his behalf by Paul Savage Least Musical - Alwin Solanky Least David Gray - Alwin Solanky Best Barney - Barney Curtis, bucket-waggler extraordinaire Most Colourful Facial Hair - Ben Volchok Most Aphrodisiac Content - Camilla Borges, collected by World’s End Close (Dave Nattriss) Shortest Time Between Breakdowns - Camilla Borges (showed off about no longer being a virgin, as a heckler had cruelly branded her at an earlier ACMS, then IMMEDIATELY won this next award…) Most Virgin - Camilla Borges Deadest Dad - Camilla Borges Best Mic Technique - Friz Frizzle, collected by Caitriona Dowden Nastiest Slut - Friz Frizzle Most Weapons - Graham Kay...