the shorter the straw the wetter the mustache
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30 Dec 2019
hello sharon
if youre ever in buffalo and kinda dig fat guys with mustaches my dms are open
also own a car so willing to drive (up to 25 miles) even if ya just close by
talk to ya soon
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Staches ๐บ retweeted
7 fights, 7 knockouts. The White House delivered โ
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jesus christ just realizing i gotta get up in 5 hours
the fuck
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gaethje did it
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7 fights no decisions
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Jun 15
i know it might fuck up the depth on the heavy side but ive always wanted this weight breakdown especially if they ever crack down on cuts
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lot of โsuper light heavyweightsโ throughout history and also never liked the 155 to 170 gap
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Jun 15
derrick lewis been in the ufc for 12 years and still look like this when taken down
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Jun 15
fucking truth social
i have never experienced a sporting even so awesome and ridiculous at the same time
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Jun 15
oh christ i am so hype for real american but after this i am back to hating him
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Jun 15
would love a hokit loss here but not expecting it shits obnoxious as hell
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Jun 15
would love a hokit loss here but not expecting it shits obnoxious as hell
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Jun 15
lighting money on fire but im feeling more patriotic by the minute
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Jun 15
donald trump for prime minister
this shit just keeps on going
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Jun 15
so he came out to say he cant say anything and dana will say it
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Jun 15
this whole thing was set up for trumpcoins.com i swear this whole thing is ridiculous but also fantastic
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Jun 15
someone take the aux cord from trump
fucking ymca now ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ
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Jun 15
start your engines?
worst thunderstruck ever
this whole thing is fucking weird
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Jun 14
i was down for this ufc at the white house when first announced but this seems like a total shit show now
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Jun 14
Danhausen stronger than Darth Vader confirmed.
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The Force is with us tonight (and so is Anakin!)
Hayden Christensen is in the building tonight โจ
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