🚨 I made a Crypto Twitter Survival Guide to help every new Aeon (and newbie) navigate the chaos safely. 6 simple rules to keep your mind sharp, your bags safe, 🙌🏻 🎥 Watch, learn, and don’t get rekt out there. 💹🧲 Pass it on, someone out there needs this today. #SPX6900

POV: Your portfolio trying to survive while Trump alternates between "bomb Iran" and "peace deal incoming" every few hours. 😭💀 The market this week: 📉📈📉📈📉📈 Rate my meltdown from 1–10

Thinking of buying the SpaceX IPO? Before you do, ask yourself one question: Are you getting an opportunity... or are you providing liquidity to people who've been waiting years to sell? Everyone wants access. Very few people ask why they're finally being given it. Will you be buying the SpaceX IPO today? 🧐

people who actually took profits rather than taking screenshots like me 💁🏻‍♀️

Wrong answers only: what’s the difference? 😂⚓️🏎️

Went quite… is crypto still a thing? 🫣

I love the UAE. It’s the first government I’ve ever truly trusted, and it's genuinely capable. ❤️🇦🇪 From floods to missiles, the leadership and management have been exceptional. Some people can’t understand it because they’ve never trusted or loved their leaders the way many of us do here.

I have never loved a country, never felt the need to defend one, and never truly felt protected by one, and I’ve lived in ten. Until I found my home in Dubai, UAE 🇦🇪 I somehow became a patriot of a country that isn’t mine by birth, but one that makes me feel deeply protected. I’ve been lied to by many governments before, but this one consistently follows through on its word. This current situation has made something that was always felt but invisible suddenly visible, the sense of unity among the expats who live here. Only residents will truly understand what I mean. There is a feeling of love, pride, and trust in the air, even in difficult times like these, as our rulers continue to show strength, diplomacy, and capability. P.S. no we’re not payed for writing this, we actually mean what we say, imagine what an achievement by the country. 🫶🏻

2026 so far… and it’s only March 🫣 Am stuck in Dubai

New reality, I still can't believe this is an alert I'm receiving in Dibai ❤️‍🩹

This is unbelievable, I can't believe this, this is Faitmont Hotel at the Palm and video from somewhere near city walk. This is a line that has never been crossed before. We've just entered a new reality.

My mom arrived in Dubai… and the very next day were getting bombed by Iran. Hearing unusual sounds in the sky, feels surreal. But honestly, I feel surprisingly calm. I have a lot of trust in the systems and leadership here, and I genuinely feel very safe.

Happy Valentine’s, fam. Still choosing extraordinary over average, even if that means waiting ❤️

Even if I wanted to panic sell… there’s nothing left to sell. Back to reality 🍟

It’s official. Even AI has better hiring standards than half of Web3. 🤖 Would love to be hired… but not sure I’d be of much use to a bot 🫣

I’ve never been a trader, more of a hodler, really. But here we are. Crypto’s dead, and I’ve started (or at least am trying to) scalp gold… mostly to fuel my dopamine addiction. Definitely not for the weak. It’s got all the emotional chaos of @Pumpfun, the adrenaline, the swings. One significant upside though, Gold doesn’t go to zero. 😮‍💨📉