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Stalehuman @Stalehuman52

🇨🇦 • Islands apologist

Joined September 2022
  • Tweets 152
  • Following 391
  • Followers 11
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Styrofoam greatly upsets me
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Avery Chenier@AveryChenier
Jun 10
If the Phillies had an ounce of class they would strikeout 11 times tonight to get Max Scherzer in to the top 10 all time
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coworker@temuchainz
Jun 10
stupid woman thinks she's smart because of her PhD in astrophysics, but little does she know that i am really good at toys
Math Files
@Math_files
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Geoff Keighley
@geoffkeighley
Jun 10
It’s good to be back home celebrating #SummerGameFest
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johnny@JohnnyGiunta_
Jun 10
If Brandon Valenzuela asked for my social security number I’d give it to him
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johnny@JohnnyGiunta_
Jun 10
Dylan Cease is on my ballclub Brandon Valenzuela is Mike Piazza reincarnated Louis Varland is my closer 7th inning Jeff Hoffman is disgusting Jesus Sanchez is Jesus Christ We will see you tomorrow
Sgt Blackout 🫡
@coldcallsniper
22 Dec 2025
Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever hit some acapella with the lads at the afters?
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Jennifer Lee Rossman@JenLRossman
Jun 7
RIP Noah from the Bible, you would have loved catching every Pokémon
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EggBlunt@SigmaGooner
Jun 7
The state of Persona 6 right now:
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Isaac@isaacturnersong
Jun 5
Do you wanna come over and be reasonable
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Frank?@sunk__costs
Jun 6
How it feels to envision any kind of future for myself
Bhicken@Bad_Rats_King
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amy@postbopgf
Jun 5
minor star wars characters are always called some shit like "geordie greep"
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I used to call Aphex Twin “the thinking man’s Jamiroquai” because it pissed off my least favourite cousin 👌
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Deacon Blues@dribrats77
Jun 4
Is it socially acceptable as a Steely Dan fan to have sex? I feel like I’d be backstabbing my community.
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chiara@horseofclubs
Jun 3
Gay bob dylan be like my relationships have been like verlaines and rimbaud. Wait no its normal bob dylan again
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Sarah@barfieldgussy
Jun 2
tywin was just trying his best to prepare for the yuzhan vong
GOONERAL 🟢🟢🔞@CISENJOYER
Jun 2
Tywin defending son or thrawn defending daughter?
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Jem@jaempsy
Jun 1
You not ugly bro you just look niche
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chatpile roan@chatpileroan
Jun 1
10 Subtle Signs You May Have Fucked Everything Up Forever
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Nathan Tucker@SportWatcherPRO
May 31
C'mon blue that's a strike
Baseball In Pics
@baseballinpix
May 31
Construction worker on top of the Arch overlooking Busch Stadium, 1965
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