I will never bad mouth Jake Oettinger. Dad, Software Engineer, Christian, sometimes sports troll #TexasHockey STH, #DallasCowboys, #GMG ‘14

Joined March 2010
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Strike one!!!!! ⁦@VictorEGreen⁩ getting it!!!
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Morocco. My goodness. Thankfully I kept my money in my a wallet for this one.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen a #USMNT team this good. Ever. This is encouraging. We look European. I couldn’t believe my eyes last night.
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Spot on
I realize a lot of folks are unaware of the significance of the USMNT's victory tonight against Paraguay. To put it into context, it'd be like if Texas A&M were good at anything.
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This. Is. Really. Fun. Go CANES!!!!!
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Angel Hernandez is alive and well… wait… didn’t he retire?
That might be the worst missed strike call ever. Pitch was right down the middle ☠️
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Scary movie trailer is a DEI hire. They said it …. Not me… Comedy was actually funny 20 years ago. They didn’t do it for propaganda purposes
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The little rascals are alive and well. Where are the lions?
Welcome back, @CFree22_ 😱
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Knicks are overwhelmed. I member 1999. “But Patrick Ewing didn’t play”, yeah. He could have won them maybe one game. 😂
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Bravery and we love them for it.
The Texas rangers are the only MLB team to skip out on a 'Pride night,' this season. Photo via Reuters.
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Guess I’ll just cancel my season tickets now… why wait?
🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Dallas Stars announce letter of intent for team relocation to Plano! DLLS emergency pod will start shortly! 📺 youtube.com/live/qrP12rVh8J8…
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Here we go. A Texas team in the finals. GO SPURS GO!!!!!
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Well. The only team I support outside of Dallas!!!! Finals baby!!!!
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What a game tonight. Resiliency was at its finest tonight. Tons of pitchers and the hitters did what they couldn’t on Monday. Beautiful game of baseball.
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Trade lazy Seager. 30 mil isn’t worth the laziness exhibited on the field and below the Mendoza line hitting. Unbelievable.
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Roof is OPEN! It’s baseball time in Texas
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People who like hurtado brisket, don’t know brisket. Don’t listen to a radio host who claims to know bbq but doesn’t leave DFW to get it in the correct places 😂. If you have a brick and mortar, your brisket better pull correctly…
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Tsk tsk. Colorado v Dallas would have been a better series… oh well. Guess we have to watch the mild lose another playoff matchup… what else is new yall?
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Btw. Go Stankoven!
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ALT Dewey Cox the wrong kid died GIF by Leroy Patterson

MacKinnon CRUMPLED Boldy 😳
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Fan base still doesn’t know what playoff hockey is. Get out of the kitchen if you can’t handle the heat. Karma is a bitch and a million other cliches.
This is such bullshit from Makar #mnwild
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