We’re raccoons and we ate Tommy Chong’s stash back in ‘99, passed out for 26 yrs and woke up to this mess. Podcast coming soon bitches
Joined June 2025
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20 Jul 2025
Two raccoons.
One stash.
A 26-year nap.
A narrator who won’t shut up.
#StashCrash
They slept through Y2K and woke up pissed.
Coming Soon…
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Ricky and Stacks retweeted
18 Jul 2025
Calling all ‘90s legends — wanna crash the weirdest, wildest late-cap podcast ever? Show up. Say “What the hell is this?” and watch us turn history upside down. Fame optional. Chaos guaranteed.
#StashCrash #90sVibes #PodcastRevolution #LateCapitalism #WeirdAndTrue #BringTheChaos
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20 Jul 2025
Two raccoons.
One stash.
A 26-year nap.
A narrator who won’t shut up.
#StashCrash
They slept through Y2K and woke up pissed.
Coming Soon…
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Ricky and Stacks retweeted
20 Jul 2025
Two raccoons.
One stash.
A 26-year nap.
A narrator who won’t shut up.
#StashCrash
They slept through Y2K and woke up pissed.
Coming Soon…
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18 Jul 2025
Hey @tommychong & @cheechmarin — we made Stash Crash, a comedy where 2 raccoons pass out in your attic in ’99 after hitting your stash… and wake up in 2025. Tommy kicks off the whole trip. Wanna voice yourselves? It’s weird, smart, & worthy of the legacy. #StashCrash
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3 Jul 2025
me and the narrator up on the roof talkin Carlin, watchin the algorithm blink like a busted streetlight.
he says I think with my elbows.
I say he sounds like if jazz was judgmental.
- Stacks
@FDR_WC_pod
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1 Jul 2025
Me and Stacks been watching these people stare into rectangles for 20 minutes. Not one of em blinked.
Pretty sure we’re the last mammals left with eye contact and shame.
#StashCrash #RaccoonResistance #PhoneZombies #TechnoDystopia #GlitchLife
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29 Jun 2025
Oh cool, ICE just speedran dystopia and landed on “gator cosplay.” Real subtle.
Next up: drone raccoons with tasers and motivational quotes.
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Ricky and Stacks retweeted
28 Jun 2025
We met Filomena after accidentally using Tinder, thought it was a pizza app.
Three hours later we were throwin’ metal horns and beatin’ the shit out of a Tesla.
She’s our friend now. I think.
#StashCrash 🤘🦝⚡️🧃
#RaccoonRiot #TimeTravelTrouble #TechPanic #BrooklynChaos
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27 Jun 2025
Just found out you can’t order Surge with a rotary phone. Stacks tried to Venmo a Lunchable. We’re gonna need help.
#StashCrash #90sProblems #BringBackSnackTime
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Ricky and Stacks retweeted
27 Jun 2025
Rooftop raccoon philosophy joint sessions. @JayMewes you down bro?
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Ricky and Stacks retweeted
27 Jun 2025
@JayMewes I’m the creator of Stash Crash. We’d absolutely love to have you do a guest voice on our scripted comedy podcast. You would be the perfect fit. If you’re even slightly interested let me know
26 Jun 2025
two raccoons. one rooftop. one narrator we didn’t ask for.
joint’s lit. the future’s weird.
welcome to stash crash.
🎧 Coming soon
#stashcrash #raccoonresistance #jointsession
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26 Jun 2025
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Ricky and Stacks retweeted
26 Jun 2025
Who are Ricky and Stacks?
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26 Jun 2025
two raccoons. one rooftop. one narrator we didn’t ask for.
joint’s lit. the future’s weird.
welcome to stash crash.
🎧 Coming soon
#stashcrash #raccoonresistance #jointsession
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Ricky and Stacks retweeted
26 Jun 2025
Two raccoons woke up in 2025 after eating Tommy Chong’s stash in ‘99. Now they’re pissed off, confused, and being narrated by a sarcastic disembodied voice.
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