The cold never bothered me anyway.
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3 Oct 2014
Good news: Menards and ACE now have garden bags big enough to easily put over your head. Grab one before you go to work. #PackersVsVikings
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29 Sep 2014
Solution to the next MNShutdown: We show the #FamilyGuySimpsonsCrossover to all involved. First side to start screaming uncontrollably loses
17 Aug 2014
Jumping the Gun: 1) To do something prematurely. 2) Every Vikings fan planning a Super Bowl party after a 2-0 preseason. #MinnesotaDefined
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17 Aug 2014
In other news, you can say the line "Preseason Game 2 On the Line" with the same intensity as all of Game 7 of the 91 World Series. #Vikings
30 Jul 2014
Parking Lot: 1) A designated place to park you car. 2) West 94 between Maple Grove and Albany any Friday after 2pm. #MinnesotaDefined
30 Jul 2014
Cloud Cult: 1) An indie band from Duluth. 2) The annual swarm of gnats that follow you around like you invented a religion.#MinnesotaDefined
3 Mar 2014
It's my favorite kind of drink -- a Pepsi .... Mini-Soda!! No, I am not apologizing for that. #RifftraxOscars
The Oscar for Best Animated Feature goes to...Frozen. #Oscars2014 Tony Smeed of Lino Lakes was one of the animators. Congrats!
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3 Mar 2014
Good news everyone, you'll still be able to re-enact "Frozen" up on the Iron Range for the next 3 months. #RifftraxOscars
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3 Mar 2014
If the Hamm's Beer bear doesn't show up as a hero, I'm going to be devastated. #RifftraxOscars
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3 Mar 2014
I've boycotted the Oscars ever since Sweet Land wasn't even nominated. So. Dak still holds Dances w/Wolves over my head.
28 Feb 2014
My favorite band is Metric?? Unless the rest of their name is "And the New Power Generation," I'm highly skeptical newsfeed.time.com/2014/02/25…
28 Feb 2014
If the president came here and didn't see the New Brighton Snow Shark, his whole trip was a waste. twincities.com/breakingnews/…
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28 Feb 2014
I'm ready to try to pass a law with @StateofMN to grant money to replace street lights with tanning beds. #polarvortex #freezing
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21 Feb 2014
I certainly hope that the amusing radio ads for the Minnesota Twins aren't the best thing about the upcoming season.
18 Feb 2014
And I forgot to mention, I'm getting a Tim Hortons!! Manitoba goes on and on about these things... fortunebay.com/2014/01/22/bo…
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18 Feb 2014
I'm changing my state motto again. Minnesota: The cold never bothered me anyway. I hope Disney doesn't sue.
