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Next Trump event promises to get even MORE excitement from republicans
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Fox making every Apple/Roku switch from Fox Sports to the one with Fox News on it right before the World Cup is grimy, can’t wait to delete it
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Lotta people who can’t run a mile complaining about these hydration breaks
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OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!!!!⚽️
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Knicks in however many they want because they seem nice
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No one: NBA players waiting to sub in:
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Lmaooo the number of people that wasted PTO coming here
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Matt Chapman DESTROYS his second homer 😳 He's driven in 8 of the @SFGiants 16 runs!
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For my Chicago sports people on here, Chicago native Evan King is playing for the Mixed Doubles Final at Roland Garros on Thursday! 🎾
INTO THE MIXED DOUBLES FINALS AT #ROLANDGARROS! 🇨🇦Gaby Dabrowski & 🇺🇸Evan King were down 5-1(‼️) in the match tiebreak & win NINE STRAIGHT POINTS to defeat 🇺🇸Asia Muhammad & 🇭🇷Nikola Mektic 7-5, (6)6-7, 10-5! The Italian duo of 🇮🇹(1)Errani & 🇮🇹Vavassori awaits! #CdnTennis
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Congratulations to everyone on earth who is sick at the airport!
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you can take a rotisserie chicken to the rate for lunch. you can be as free as you want
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Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water!!
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Cubs fans are going to make chasing a singular fan with pitchforks their “thing” huh?
Letter to the Editor: The White Sox owe Pete Crow-Armstrong an apology. The fan should get as much embarrassing attention as he has. chicagotribune.com/2026/05/2…
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Paul McCartney should never have to be within 3 miles of Bert Kreischer at any point
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EXCLUSIVE: #PaulMcCartney declined the hot seat at this year’s live roast on Netflix before the streamer turned to Kevin Hart: “We did ask Paul McCartney at one point,” comedian Jeff Ross, the “Roastmaster General” and executive producer of the franchise, confirmed to Variety. “To me, that would be a fantasy roast. Paul McCartney doesn’t need anything, but a Paul McCartney roast would be good for the world. It would be so funny to me because he is so loved.” wp.me/pc8uak-1lHfZe
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When are we going to require special licenses for Teslas because no one who owns one seems to know how to drive it
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Bananas Foster Wallace
First trailer for ‘TONY’, starring Dominic Sessa as Anthony Bourdain. Directed by Matt Johnson (‘Nirvanna: The Band - The Show - The Movie’)
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for sale, baby shoes - worn once [way more tragic, due to baby fast fashion]
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White Sox reunion at the Big A today
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Wake me up when it affects the world’s average condom maker
BREAKING: World's biggest condom maker to raise prices due to Iran war, per BBC
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