im 69 inches tall, my sign is the 69 one
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Dirty soda in the 90βs was when youβd grab a 64 oz cup, fill it with candy bars then cover it in slush. 79 cents got you 4-5 candy bars
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Dirty soda trend might be the most annoying trend going now
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felt. my dad and i didnβt see eye to eye much but at the end of the day we always said βi love youβ and hugged. god i wish i could do that again.
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I wish you could phone into the afterlife.
Iβd call my Dad every day. Miss the fuck out of him.
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RT @cremedupepe: I wish you could phone into the afterlife.
Iβd call my Dad every day. Miss the fuck out of him.
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my hb: i only look like i workout when i have a pump the rest of the time i just look retarded
me: i look retarded all of the time so its chill
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every man has a pair of sweatpants frayed as shit that they refuse to throw out
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in high school when my parents found out i smoked weed my dad was very angry and my mom said to him βwell, he does skateboardβ
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Literally none of these do anything.
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horrified to learn that Brits think caramelized onions are onions with caramel on them π
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if youβre a fat unathletic fuck you should have some self awareness when it comes to trashing athletes lol
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dating for men in the current year is just glorified prostitution tho.
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I find men who sleep with prostitutes repulsive.
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one of the assignments my therapist made me do was add up all the money i wasted in my last relationship.
when i told her she said βyou couldβve gotten a prostitute every day and it would be cheaperβ.
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βI expect my husband to constantly meet my needs whilst I rarely meet hisβ is female domination, not female empowerment.
Itβs not βfeminismβ, itβs bullshit.
And yes, men have the right to be at minimum wary about the imbalance.
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most alcoholics are fat as fuck and looked like they have a whole watermelon in their stomach
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how are alcoholics so skinny if alcohol is so high in calories
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y'all make having a good heart feel unsafe
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a woman i went on a date with would post shit like this on her story and i had to stop talking to her because i felt like she was going to chop me up and put in her freezer or some shit.
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