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As a teenager I had signed up for Vietnam and knew basically when I was leaving. I had been with this one girl named Donna since we were old enough to fool around, it wasn't a relationship more the simple fact we knew one another since childhood and were under the adults radar. Well one night I was supposed to go get her and retire to the woods for heavy breathing and the occasional stop to get hair out of our teeth but I was thwarted by her father. He had been told Donna was a little more relaxed then the other young ladies and got pissed, I was locked out and the window to her room was screwed to only allow about a 4 to 6 inch opening. As a resourceful lad I wasn't going to miss out on my pre-Vietnam sympathy fun, I propped a wooden ladder up and lowered my jeans to snake my pecker in the window opening. Donna went to work and she was definitely on her game, problem is I began to arch my back causing my weight to shift the ladder went and I went backward to the ground. When I realised I was alive I quickly scrambled to move the ladder and get the hell out of there lest I be discovered, as I tucked in and zipped up I realised Donna's braces dragged down my shaft. I had two ruts sliced threw my little Irish pecker and they began to throb, I double timed home and got ice on my junk and tried to go to bed. Next day I took my Pop up on his offer of "no matter what you do if your honest I will help you" and we went to the town Dr. I got medication (antibiotics and topical jelly) and my Pop never told Mom so I just suffered in silence and moved on. I still have a little line on one side, Ill spare you the photo take my word for it.

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If there’s one thing I’ve learned in crypto trading, it’s that you need to think for yourself

I guess I’m a retard for selling asteroid before the plushie appeared again

Which fighter do I bet the house on #america250

WAR IS OVER

Web3 gaming in 2026 and it works 🤑

there is a very real possibility that fartcoin gases to $1 on independence day.

wtf im actually sad man

I gotta count count count all these racks I made today

If your insurance covers it I highly recommend getting an allergist

Watched AI by Spielberg, creepy and thought-provoking movie. Story was confusing in the second half but had a good ending

Prediction Markets. Get paid to trade what happens next.

MrBeast is about to hit 500m subs and you don’t think you can get 100k?

Likely my final tweet regarding crypto They’re only going to keep printing money, developing ai, and price you out of everything NEET at $1B is one day programmed

SUMMER STARTER PACK AS A GOYIM 2026 > GONNA WATCH NBA FINALS & WORLD CUP, MY HEADSPACE WILL BE THINKING ABOUT IT DAILY > AS I DONT HAVE SCHOOL IMMA BE DOOM SCROLLING X, INSTAGRAM, TIKTOK, YOUTUBE, GOYFLIX > GONNA SURROUND MYSELF WITH PEOPLE THAT PROVIDE 0 VALUE AND LOWER MY IQ AND KILL MY BRAINCELLS WITH THEIR EMPTY CONVERSATIONS > GONNA EAT A LOT OF SHIT FOOD AND MICROPLASTIC MAXING > GONNA SPEND ALL SUMMER IN THE CITY, WHY WOULD I GO TO THE BEACH OR THE MOUNTAINS WITH NATURE? > MY TRADING AND INVESTING DECISIONS WILL BE CLOSER TO GAMBLING DUE TO MY SUPER HEALTHY HABITS AND ROUTINES AS A GOOD BRAINROT AND SLOP GOY CONSUMER THANKS FOR READING MY FELLOW GOYIMS

Told my aunt who holds btc at a 105k avg to buy hype here

Hype is a fullportfolioing <40