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28 Apr 2024
My mum was a bridesmaid for a dancer back in the day and said Barbara Windsor was one of the guests. She found an old photo yesterday.
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So thick. 16 years old WILL be able. It is under 16 you pointless fuckface.
Jun 14
Under Keir Starmer's govt, 16 year olds will be legally able to have sex and get the right to vote, but they won't be allowed to buy a pint or watch YouTube after 8.30pm.
Okeydokes, that seems perfectly sensible.
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I bleedin' hope not.
Even bigger cringe than Neil
Jun 11
Jake Quickenden 'in talks for next series of Strictly Come Dancing' as reality star moves forward following split from wife Sophie Church trib.al/xweRp0b
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Jun 5
RIP Anthony Stewart Head.
You'll forever be our Giles
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I have so many questions after watching #TheMotherofAllCons
Feel so sorry for everyone involved except master manipulator Jean Bhari.
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Sick of seeing that dribbly mouthed, ol' toad face all over me twits already this morning.
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I might not remember what I've walked into a room for but I do remember every word of Deep π #TOTP
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The quoted comments on this are fucking disgusting.
I hope both teenagers are found safe and well π€
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May 27
you better not be swigging cocktails and sunbathing topless in the bin when I get home!!!!
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Itβs 8 degrees cooler
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May 26
you better not be strutting around topless pretending to be Freddie Mercury in front of some pensioners round the back where the bins are when I get home!!!!
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This is too much. If this waiting doesnβt finish me off, the bleedin' heat will. #TOTEVE
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Living with an Arsenal supporter is fucking annoying right now I must say π
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RT @XFrecklesXo: Surely heβs got to come back now after hearing this?!
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May 22
If anyone we knew took more than one holiday a year my mother would dub them Judith Chalmers
Judith Chalmers, host of ITV's Wish You Were Here...? has died aged 90
itv.com/news/2026-05-22/judiβ¦
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Love that the News Stations use THAT photy of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor when reporting on him. π€
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32 degrees looms
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Every family member bar the dog ffs!! Embarrassing now.
May 21
This might possibly be the worst decision Iβve ever seen in my life. No words π³π³
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Can't believe Katie Price's husband is still pretending to be missing.
May 21
Absolute disgusted
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