Retired pirate (jajaja, not arrrr), abandoned boring holes in the sea to concentrate on shooting (Brno & Nikon), boats, Land Rovers and enjoying life.

Joined August 2009
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Nice to see a pair of Typhoon FGR4 from @BFSouthAtlantic #1435Flt making some noise over Stanley Airport in the fine weather today #FalklandIslands #SoundOfFreedom #KeepTheFalklandsBritish
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It's #BusinessGooseDay ! Also known as #WorldPenguinDay but it'll never catch on.
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Watching Southern #Sealion pack prowling around in the harbour at Chartres, #FalklandIslands this afternoon with @kelper60 #NatureIsMagic #Wildlife #Seals
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Garden clearing this morning with the old @Honda TRX300 Big Red taking the strain - she's 37 years old this month, and still going strong, though the exhaust is 'a bit fruity' and the plastics are somewhat ripe. Good advert for brand longevity though! Swap for a new one? 😇
Today we tackled the overgrown veggies garden's.. I am totally and absolutely knackered😵‍💫..feel like I need a holiday🫣...next spring we are hoping to pop the covers back on at least one of the polytunnels.😁
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Watching #Rockhopper #penguins coming ashore at #TheNeck on #SaundersIsland in the #FalklandIslands with @kelper60 - wonderful way to spend an evening 😀
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Out with the wife tonight, prowling around our corner of the Empire 😈
15 Oct 2025
The #Milkyway looking rather splendid tonight...Old house bridge #Chartresfarm #FalklandIslands #galaxy #stars #nightsky #space
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The flag of the 🇬🇧 Overseas Territory of the #FalklandIslands 🇫🇰 flies proudly over the @FCDOGovUK today in Whitehall to mark #FalklandsDay
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RT @kelper60: There's nothing better than watching the penguins frolicking in the sea.. #samsungS23ultra #penguins #sunrise t.co/7d
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RT @kelper60: Early bird catches the Gentoos..
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24 Jul 2025
Starlink is currently in a network outage and we are actively implementing a solution. We appreciate your patience, we'll share an update once this issue is resolved.
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Portsmouth to do navy stuff tomorrow, never seen HMS Victory before, so quite looking forward to it 🙂
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This is hilarious. More haste - less speed! 😂
In all the chaos of Heathrow, total respect to @skynews for getting the airline SAS confused with the U.K. special forces unit 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️ Wazzocks
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Yes to all of these and a ton more!
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Warm enough yesterday in the #FalklandIslands to get just a little bit wet 🌞
29 Dec 2024
Fab couple of days... Top Hog Pond, Chartres. Summer is finally here long, may it last.
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Wish @RevolutApp would stop spamming me with bloody emails even on Christmas Day. I told you years ago to close my a/c so I have NO INTENTION of giving you any "personal details" at all. @Wise is the way forwards!
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Roadbuilding contractors dodging ridiculous December #weather in the #FalklandIslands - heavy #snow showers in them there clouds! This team has been replacing the culverts in the #OldHouseStream at #Chartres
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Rare shot of a #sealion standing on a #LEGO brick in the #FalklandIslands
22 Nov 2024
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Everything on the #farm is amazingly green this year due to all the rainfall we have had through the spring, so it's all looking rather lush from the air. #Chartres #FalklandIslands
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