Wife, mommy, and cat lady ๐ป๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐ป. ๐ค๐Golden Knights ๐๐ค ๐คโค๏ธBucs โค๏ธ๐ค ๐๐#9 ๐๐ and gaming ๐ฎ
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17 Jun 2022
Just Bruce Cassidy casually giving a pregame speech to my sonโs 10u team.
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Cuando sea alcaldesa no dirรฉ nada, pero habrรก seรฑales.
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the best thing about cats truly isn't that they're cuddly and playful and adorable... it's that they're weird. they're so weird. you will laugh 90% more with a cat in your house because they're always inventing new ways to be bizarre
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Jun 14
The cats can do whatever they want, and then I will give them kisses on their tiny little foreheads.
Jun 13
Please tell me,how do you all discipline your cat?
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Jun 13
Every time a player flops and rolls around at #fifaworldcup26 I will think of Brayden McNabb coming back from a slap shot to the face. Love the soccer but the acting is embarrassing.
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Do you ever just see your pet chilling peacefully and think "I need to invade this perfect angels' personal space immediately
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Being part of a generation that was told โWikipedia is not a sourceโ makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.
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Jun 5
RT @corviiid: the panic when i accidentally hit the dumbfuck gr*k button is the closest ive come to re-experiencing the panic of accidentalโฆ
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Jun 1
Everyone say a prayer for my wallet, kiddo snapped his first twig in a game today.
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Cat owners will fully search the entire house in mild panic just to find their cat sitting somewhere like, โYeah, I was here the whole time, obviously.โ
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I love when you look at your cat and can tell they just woke up because they have bedhead, but the bedhead is their whole body.
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โ[writing quirk] is a sign of AIโ I DONT CAAARE!! I DONT FUCKING CARE IM NOT CHANGING THE WAY I WRITE BC AI GOT TRAINED OFF OF IT FUCK YOUUU
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May 28
If the league wants Vegas to be the villain, let's step it up a gear.
Put the training facility underneath a Volcano. Make the mascot a hairless cat. Collect the other infinity (Mark) Stones.
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May 27
It should be illegal for automatic flush toilets to not have some kind of button you can also press to trigger a flush.
I will die on this hill.
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May 27
Turns out Avs fans were right all along. It WAS a sweep.
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May 27
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BEST IN THE WEST #ForgedInGold
ALT Western Conference Champions
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May 27
If the Avs didnโt want to be so hurt in the playoffs maybe they should have done a little more pillow fighting during the regular season ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
#VegasBorn #ForgedInGold
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