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I dated a muslim girl once and let me tell you she never got the “alcohol is haram” memo
In Yemen, 90% of men and 50% of women chew khat daily. A quarter of all their household income is spent on this plant.
Alcohol is haram, but they are all drug addicts. Make it make sense.
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10$ says Rachel was never really subscribed
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With the Commonwealth social media ban, kids will be able to watch porn but not Teletubbies on YT
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Market was out of control this morning.
These rollercoasters aint good for my heart 😂
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I told my kids: “People voted for the least hypocrite”
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Jun 15
Economics 101:
You buy a stock at 500$, goes down 20%.
The stock now needs to go up 25% for you to get back your 500$.
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Jun 15
Covid was just a test. To see how far we would bend.
We bent so low our backs broke.
Now they know.
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Jun 15
I don’t know why everyone is not talking about this but 2 fights in 2 hours is fckin ridiculous.
UFC needs to change this. Back to back fights. Action.
Reaction: Holy Shit UFC is BACK
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Jun 15
A main card would last an hour and it would be the greatest hour every time. People watching live would be absolutely mesmerized.
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Jun 15
99% of the population doesn’t know that companies don’t receive money when their stock goes up.
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Jun 15
Imagine Canada trying to do this
WE DON’T EVEN HAVE A HOME FOR OUR LEADER
Jun 15
IMAGINE HAVING SO MUCH TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME YOU CANT ADMIT THAT THIS IS TOTALLY BADASS!!!!
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Jun 15
Trump announced the Iran deal minutes before stock Futures opened, 2 hours before UFC White House and on his fcking BIRTHDAY.
Boss.
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Jun 14
They disappear for 15 years while they do surgery and then re-emerge
Actress Geena Davis, 70, arrives on the red carpet of the Cannes Film Festival
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Jun 14
Ma fille m’a ramené ça de l’école. C’est rendu n’importe quoi l’éducation au Québec
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