Iran: "Death to America!"
US: ...
Iran: "We're going to build a nuke to we can bring death to America!"
US: ...
Iran: "We're going to build missiles so we can bring death to America!"
US: ...
Iran: "Just so we're clear, we believe Israel is the Little Satan and the US is the Great Satan."
US: ....
Iran: "We are going to try to destroy America's land-based aircraft carrier, Israel."
US: *sigh* "Fine, Israel, go ahead. Slap them a little bit."
Panicans: *cries* "Ugh! Israel!"
Iran: "Still building nukes tho. Death to America!"
US: *Sigh* "Fine. Feed the B2s. But *only* feed them the nuclear stuff."
Panicans" *crying* "We don't want WW3! Trump is going to get us into WW3! No boots on the ground!"
US: *sigh* "Guys, the B2s are already home. It's already over and done."
Iran: "Death to America!"
US: ...
Iran: "We're rebuilding a missile program! Oh, and we're working on nukes again."
US: *sigh* "Don't."
Iran: "Screw you!" *bombs American bases*
US: *sigh* "Okay, we told you."
Panicans: *crying* "Why are we doing this!? Can't we just leave Iran alone! No foreign wars! This will start WW3! No boots on the ground!"
Democrats: *crying* "Why are we doing this!? Can't we just leave Iran alone! No foreign wars! This will start WW3! No boots on the ground!"