Scots/Australian who is unique, tenacious, funny, and worth your time. Quiet, and modestly excellent. Optimistic despite adversity, and forever a geek. 🇦🇺🤓

Joined March 2011
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I just got on to @Starlink this weekend .. The best I could get on NBN in my area was 25 Mbps.. I'll just leave this here.. 😯 Yes, this was my peak speedtest and the speeds fluctuate, but it hasn't dropped below 170 Mbps in 3 days. The dish is mounted on my roof. Simply EPIC.
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Steve Doherty retweeted
Oysters & Spanish bubbles on the trampoline for sundowners.
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SO much YES!!! God-DAMN!!! 😳 🦪
Oysters & Spanish bubbles on the trampoline for sundowners.
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Obligatory 🤓📷 question… What camera or smartphone are you using to take these awesome shots?
Raindrops on white geraniums 💗
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Steve Doherty retweeted
Raindrops on white geraniums 💗
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Just a lonely dinosaur looking for a soulmate in a cruel, hard world? 🦖 <fx: wipes tear >
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.. and if a GE produces a Tory victory, normal people just take another turn in the barrel for 4 years.
Rishi Sunak has been fined for not wearing a seatbelt. His second fixed penalty notice for breaking the law. Meanwhile, Zahawi evades millions in tax and Sunak does nothing. Shameful. We desperately need a general election. This is the worst government in British history.
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There are times when I’ve been worried about you, would be my only comment here. I get that you don’t know me from a bar of soap, but nothing is worth mental burn-out.
Replying to @Krinoid
Yeah so let’s just do fuck all whilst the country crumbles, yeah?
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It’s the ‘anonymous’ factor. Weak people hiding behind their keyboards using the Internet as a shield.
why does everyone’s moral compass change so much online, I really doubt if you saw me in person you’d say “you’re so sexy” and flop your dick out so why do you think that’s acceptable as a DM
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Brings a new meaning to Semper Fidelis. 🤷‍♂️
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He and Chris Farley died way too young. 😥
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Sending you scruffy hugs from Australia. Chin up, dude! 👊🏼
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‘The Stand’ is one of my favourite books of all time and my favourite SK book. Haven’t read the ‘Ultra Mega Director’s cut’ re-release. Must get around to it. “Needful Things” is a close second.
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LOL! at “Uncle Buck”. Good choice!
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Piers Morgan. Insufferable, toffee-nosed ponce.
Who would you like to see me take on in a boxing match? To be fair, a few grudges immediately spring to mind.
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I’ve been using a Keychron C1 keyboard for 3 months now, and I see why people lose their bundle over mechanical keyboards. It is absolutely fantastic, even though it’s just an entry-level keyboard.
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Despite the great temptation, I resisted the urge to punch an idiot yesterday.
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Chin up buddy - there are people who care, and your light will shine again. All things must pass.
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I’m feeling down today and depressed. If you see this tweet please say hi. It makes a massive difference
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Had my 3rd booster early Feb 2022 - will get the 4th around then this year, I guess.
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This is just BRUTAL. 😡
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