Joined June 2021
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Not even the women. The elocution can't had the wickedness
There’s nothing good about west London. From Fulham all the way to Hounslow
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lost 30kg, turned 30, started a new career… wow this year so far >>
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The fact that it took a bunch of teenage boys to decide to do something about a predatory adult. And they knew not to put the girl's face out there... The kids are alright
🇬🇭 “Destiny, come out, nothing will happen to you” -Moment a group of SHS students went to a teacher’s residence to get their female classmate out of his room.
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Wallah you guys just have so much hate for darkskin men cause what exactly are you screaming about?
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Well Keir Starmer is selling my medical records to Palantir so arrest him too 🤷🏾‍♂️
JUST IN: UK hospital worker accused of trying to sell Princess Kate’s medical records.
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Is a “can we fuck’’ text rude?
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When the titties got some #hangtime
Not a fan of perky titts . Pass the gravity melons
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I look at the pics of people who always talk sexual on here and all I can say is niggaz really be shagging anything facking hell
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My week started with one #SingleSexySummer
I need the fattest makeout session. I mean fat.
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WWE Champion Cody Rhodes has revealed that when he passes, he wants his funeral to be fully gimmicked. He wants wrestlers in their attires, and he wants to be buried in his American Nightmare robe. Rhodes wants his funeral to pay homage to the DC comic Identity Crisis. (Grave Conversations)
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yes dude unfortunately, have you MET people?
Are there actually losers out there who would use a willow stick to bag their crush?
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really attractive ppl don't have big friend groups or multiple lovers bc everybody be weird & tryna humble them
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Oh give us a break LOL Indian aunties and uncles on YouTube defo helped get me through my A-Levels and Uni
This is a really poor argument. Students should not be using YouTube for revision.
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You think an hour is 100 minutes?
doctor: you have 149 minutes to live me:
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Omg a bunch of stuff just clicked The reason why the wish at the end proves that Bear never really loved Nikki is because its only after the wish is made that he accepts death to save the real Nikki from the hell he put her in
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The best part of Obsession is that Bear probably would’ve thrown up the pills if the wish didn’t stop him In the end Bear doesn’t have the guts to save Nikki himself The only reason she is ever set free is because Bear’s freewill is taken by the version of Nikki he wished for
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I don’t do quiet breakups,I make sure it echoes❤️🤷
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(Birthing in Japan update) so I just found out the reason the doctors were so concerned about my baby. They thought he had severe jaundice because the machines used are made for Asian babies (nurses words) They couldn’t find out the cause until now. Diagnosis: He’s Black
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If I walked into the ladies room and saw a man trying to help his daughters I would politely wait outside until they’re done. This isn’t difficult. The babies just needed to use the bathroom and they should be in the bathroom that was made for them.
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Fuck someone you don’t like, then you’ll realise kissing is more intimate than cracking
How do people fuck without kissing
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Damn its really hurting watching Sol get humiliated like that am crying right now 😩😩😩 Sincere why #loveislandusa

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