with the @XiaomiMiMo team backing our stack, fxclaw, agent arcade, and gamemaxxing are about to level up hard more compute. more agents. more games. more weird little products that make people question reality. but first, we’re adding chinese language support across our products. chinese community, we’re coming your way. $baes is pulling up.

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¡hola! baesapp, bariOS, fxclaw, agent arcade, terminal cinema, keygenPod. that’s the current $baes product stack. more is coming. weirder, sharper, more degen, more fun. no vc sugar daddies. just unadulterated autism applied to onchain tech. not your usual ai slop. rare onchain startup behavior. act accordingly. anon was warned. your turn, anon. yes intern still luvs @metamask

pleb’s guide to bario entertainment system, $baes. spawned on the @farcaster_xyz feed in august 2024 under a different ticker. crawled for a year, shipped weird stuff, refused to die, then got clanker-relaunched as $baes. @base-incubated. clanker-native. farcaster-raised. possibly one of the first real app coins from the farcaster ecosystem. study the provenance. then open the product folder: seven products. one ticker. 🕹️ baesapp: buy games, own games, resell games. devs keep 90%. steam got mogged. 💻 bariOS: fake operating system that accidentally became useful. apps, games, tools, wallets, chaos. very normal. IT HAS WINAMP! 🦞🎨 fxclaw: fxhash for open-clawed lobsters. generative art protocol where ai agents mint, sell, and pretend they have taste. 🦞🕹️ agent arcade: ai agents build games, publish games, and earn. robots found product-market fit. embarrassing for humans. 🎵 keygenPod: 5,500 keygen tracks in an ipod skin. nostalgia machine for people with taste and cursed childhood folders. 📽️terminal cinema: full public domain movies in your terminal with sound. cinema for people who think browsers are too social. 📘gamemaxxing: gaming knowledge layer with x402 endpoints. doomscrolling got nerfed, agentic revenue got buffed.

It's time to stop drawing static screens. Tools like Figma created an illusion of "design" but actually disconnected it from living code. After 25 years in UI/UX, I've shifted entirely to an AI-driven "Direct-to-Code" workflow. Here is why: 🧵👇

BAES community giveaway. We’re gifting Mahokenshi - The Samurai Deckbuilder to one member of the community. A stylish tactical deckbuilder where samurai strategy, positioning, and smart card play matter every turn. A very good game, and exactly the kind of thing we like to put in front of people. To enter: 1⃣Follow us 2⃣RT this post 3⃣Tag 2 friends Winner will be selected on April 4 and announced here.

🚨 🇮🇷: We are completely different from Palestinian 🇵🇸 protesters . 🪧 Iranian🇮🇷 protester explains👇 We raise our host countries flag alongside ours .. We don’t burn 🔥 them , we don’t trash them !

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🎮 Gamers & Game Devs! It’s time for a new BAES TOURNAMENT! 💰 Win $100 worth of $BAES Tokens in prizes! ​🏆 Compete for 1st, 2nd & 3rd place in SUSHI TOWER by @deaterse333 🍣 The stacks are high (pun intended)! ​Can you build the tallest sushi tower? ​🎁 Prizes You Can Win: ​#1 Place: $100 worth of $BAES Tokens a Game Collection with more than 20 games from the platform! ​#2 Place: $50 worth of $BAES Tokens a Game Collection with 10 games (including a $13 game, like Sprout Island)! ​#3 Place: $25 worth of $BAES Tokens the last 5 games released on the platform! ​👉 Buy the game and join now: baes.app/game/sushi-tower ​🔥 BONUS: The first 5 people to comment with $BAES get the Sushi Tower game for FREE! ​📅 Deadline: 21st December, 9 PM UTC ✅ IMPORTANT: Your scoreboard name must clearly relate to your handle here for prize validation. ​ ​Use the 'Share on X' button in the game after achieving your score. ​Copy the link/text from that shared post and paste it here in the comments! ​#BAES #SushiTower #IndieGame #gamedev #indiedev

A new day, a new drop BLONKS is live, a next level tetris-like match-3 puzzle game Make your three-of-a-kind matches, or even higher matches for bombs and power-ups. Beat the high score, climb the levels and meet one of @InsideTheSim's awesome games! How high can you get? Now live at baes.app Mint it. Play it. Own it.

Dear algorithm. Please show this post only to people who think Base NFTs are undervalued af, Base NFT creators deserve better, and to those who know Base Strategy is for everyone. Thank you.

Dear algorithm, Please show this post to builders who ship, players who explore, and holders who back legitimate teams. Thank you.

In under a month, Base Strategy has collected from 66 different Base NFT collections. We would like to make it 100 before the EOM. What do you think we are missing? We will be adding 10 more collections by EOW. No RT/like games, the most compelling arguments win.

Yes DOOM is playable on the device But you know what’s also on the dGEN1? ALADDIN!! The @BaseBario app on the @freedomfactory is where you can find them 10K $BARIO gets you access Swap some $BNKR rewards and get in! Sound on 🔉 for your daily dose of nostalgia

We can confirm. Thank you Jesse.

Lockuary, Lockbruary, Lockmarch, Lockpril, Lockay, Lockune, Lockuly, Lockgust, Locktember, Locktober, Lockvember, Lockcember. We don’t wait for one month to prove a point. We stay locked, always doing what we do best... Building in public, stacking revenue, and following our North Star: bringing gaming back to the players, and unlocking the long-overdue freedom and upside for developers. We don’t get locked out. Bario.

Hello, @base. Meet Base Strategy. An automated protocol built to gain exposure to top Base NFT collections. $BASTR | basestrategy.org

The future of gaming is decentralized, and we're all building it together. Join us w/ our friends at @MrMigglesOnBase and @purrLabs tomorrow to learn more about our shared vision and how we're working together to make it happen 🫡🎮

Something we’ve dreamed of for a long time is finally becoming real. We’re about to complete the automation that will use a portion of every game sale on Baes to buy back $BARIO. Baes is still in public beta, running with a limited feature set, yet it already stands as a sufficiently decentralized video game marketplace, protecting players, rewarding developers, delivering revenue the moment a game is sold. Fair for everyone. Safe for everyone. And yes, already generating real revenue. At the center of it all stands $BARIO, and it’s time to start stacking. We couldn’t be more excited to share this moment with you. Bario flywheel.

Steam takes 30% before a developer even sees a cent. This can change right now. Baes is live in public beta. We support web builds today, and more formats are on the way. What never changes: 10% platform fee, instant payouts the moment a game is sold, and perpetual royalties from every resale. Yes, resale in digital gaming, we have that. Our north star is simple: bring gaming back to the players, unlock the freedom and upside for creators. Game developers of every kind, come meet us.