Rival fans use Arsenal hate as a distraction from how terribly their club is doing… > United have just played their shortest season in 111 years. No European football. Knocked out of every cup in round 1. The only club to gift Tottenham a trophy in the past 20 years. > Chelsea sacked their cup winning manager, for some BlueCo ‘company man’ fraud that’s just lost 3 on the trot in the hunt for Europe. Half of their best players just went on a mid-season press run criticising the club and flirting with Madrid. Looking set for another season in the Europa Conference League. Seems fitting for a manager of Roseniors calibre. >Liverpool spent 500m and somehow got worse. Officially the worst Premier League title defence of all time. Had Slot criticise the rest of the league for being ‘anti-football’ and then adopted the very same tactics weeks later because he ironically couldn’t ‘buy’ a win. Salah’s leaving. Robertson’s leaving. But hey, if FSG want another season of Slot ball, at least he might win you a Europa League. > and Tottenham… I don’t even need to explain it. But I will. Won a cup. Instantly sacked the man that did it. Hired 3 different managers. Fans didn’t want any of them. All have failed miserably. No wins since December. Now 18th in the league. Spent 2 years fighting relegation. Medical staff working against them. Romero is somehow their captain, yet he actively tries to get sent off every game. Genuinely embarrassing. So actually when I think about it. No wonder you lot just end up supporting Man City every week. Despite the fact that they are the most fraudulent team in the league, still facing 115 charges, and they dunk on your team at every given opportunity. I guess anything is better than supporting your own washed club. 👍

Can’t even lie, this is the best goal of the World Cup so far. Unreal from New Zealand 🇳🇿

New Zealand and Australia have more fight in them at this World Cup than the rest of the teams combined. Playing far above the squad’s quality. 🤝

Ange achieved more at Forest than this bloke has in his entire life. For a ‘comedian’… it’s just not funny at all is it… 🥱

Didn’t really clock it until today but Ecuador’s team is proper underrated… Hincapie, Pacho and Caicedo are all among the best in their respective positions in the world. Keen to see how far they go in this WC. 🤝

The quality in CONCACAF is dog water. It is ridiculous that they had their qualification allocation double from 3 to 6 in the tournament expansion. FIFA has a responsibility to balance diversity and quality… a team like Curacao shouldn’t be at the tournament. 🤷🏼‍♂️

The Paolo Maldini of Harry Maguires

🌟🇦🇺 Patrick Beach (22) with an INSANE MotM performance: • 8 saves • 1.54 goals prevented • 3 saves from inside the box • 1 clean sheet 💛💚

Hold that ya smug gimp… couldn’t score a single goal. 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺 Turkey will be lucky to qualify at this rate. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Turkish fans crying on the timeline calling it ‘Haramball’… 28 shots and couldn’t score 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

Beach has been incredible. Man of the Match performance surely.

🇦🇺💎 Records held by Nestory Irankunda (20)... 🥇 YOUNGEST scorer of hat-trick in A-League history 🥇 YOUNGEST player to reach 50 A-League appearances: 🥇 Most goals by a teenager in A-League history (at the time) 🥇 YOUNGEST Australia player to score at a World Cup! 🆕

Was initially skeptical about Beach starting over Ryan in goal but he’s had a pretty flawless first half… Good choice to give him WC experience seeing as it’s likely Ryan’s last tournament. 🤷🏼‍♂️

IRANKUNDAAAAAAA Hold that Turkey. Electric transition. Instant Australian legend 👍

Unbearably cringe. More performative American nonsense.

Spent all season watching Arsenal between 1am-5am from Australia… Now seeing all of the Europeans complaining up and down the timeline is pretty satisfying I can’t lie 🤣🤣🤣

After Morocco’s dirty, pathetic, schoolyard tactics in the Africa Cup of Nations… Would be great to see them knocked out in the group stage of this World Cup 👍

Hydration breaks are some soft cock American nonsense. Kills the momentum of the game. It’s anti-football. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Think we can safely assume that Paraguay are finishing bottom of Group D… USA are dog walking them 😂

Proper captains quote 🤣🤣🤣 Maty Ryan, Australian legend. 👍

Hope everyone is prepared for a month long Messi glaze from the gimps that infest football Twitter. Sick of it already 🤣🤣🤣