Very much ploughing my own furrow, pro EU forever - Brexit is an unmitigated disaster 🍷 love France 🇫🇷 Hate Reform #FBPE
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Jun 14
At what point in the future will he see the first Woman Trillionaire ?
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Jun 14
'Diff'rent Strokes' and 'The Cosby Show' appear to have very similar sets but were in fact filmed at different sides of America. LA and New York.
Follow me for more fascinating facts about contemporary popular culture !!
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Jun 13
Baffles the fuck out of me too
Jun 13
Everyone is "struggling" but every car park is full of brand new cars.
How do so many people have a 25 plate sat on the drive?
They're all £30k cars.
Even with finance they're all £££s a month.
Are people actually paying this from their own money or is something else going on?
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Jun 13
Why don't you launch your own social media platform ? you could call it 'Truth Social' ... oh no hang on a minute
Jun 13
The mainstream media constantly distorts what I say. You can no longer rely on them to report the truth.
That’s why I’ve decided to speak to you directly and launch my essays to Britain. ✍️
Read my first post out tomorrow at 8am. Click below or in my bio to subscribe.
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Jun 7
Caution may contain nuts
Jun 7
Describe Britain in 4 words.
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Jun 7
Describing yourself as 'anti woke' is like boxing your own shadow
Follow me for more insightful commentary on contemporary Britain and our changing attitudes.
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Jun 6
My Saturday so far -
Done some work on the computer ✅
Had Crunchy Nut Cornflakes ✅
Got dressed ✅
Sitting in the Car there is a flea in here that I can't catch ❌
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Jun 5
Phenomenal drummer
People credit Sting for The Police.
Watch this and reconsider.
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Jun 5
I thought BGT was a talent contest for people who have practiced & honed their skill for years
it's actually a popularity competition won by a bunch of people who can just about hold a tune flung together by a millionaire fake Farmer and named after a beer he's trying to sell
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Jun 5
My friend 80's Pop sensation Adam Ant wanted to speak out against the early failures of the Labour government but then chickened out
I told him, winter fuel is nothing to be scared of
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Jun 4
I think (it's okay it's just me) that you should have a number of 'spare names' should you ever wake up and unexpectedly find yourself in a difficult profession.
Should I wake up tomorrow as a Jazz Saxophonist I will change my name to 'Emery Cloth'
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Jun 4
I'm largely in agreement but not 100% - in some cases people don't realise what they have until it's gone. Where communities have rallied round and bought or taken over their local it tends to be better supported after that event than before.
"We simply don't need as many pubs as we once had."
James May tells @NickFerrariLBC the 'honest truth' about Britain's boozers.
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Jun 4
The same BBC that gave you a platform on Question Time 17 times ?
Jun 3
Today was the third formal apology I have received from the BBC since 2023.
That tells you everything you need to know.
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Jun 3
If you throw a brick (or an e-scooter) at a Police officer you are not seeking justice or standing up for British values or being patriotic
you are being a violent thug
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Jun 3
My second policy as your new Prime Minister is this -
All supermarkets must have a dispenser of hangers on the trolly compounds
The hangers say 'please fix me' and patrons can hang them on dodgy trolleys with wonky wheels when parking them up
You are welcome
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Jun 3
Not even 2 days into Meteorological Summer and the Farage riots have started already !!
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Jun 2
Slight change of policy - If by chance I wake up tomorrow morning as Britain's Prime Minister
Okay firstly - actors in Soaps who are playing their character drunk actually have to be drunk when filming it
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Fade to Gary retweeted
Jun 2
When the fuck will people wake up and realise that Farage wants your anger. The attention outrage and violence of poor people makes him very rich. That’s why he incites and manipulates.
Much like MAGA, people need to realise that this is a class war and Reform are the elites.
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