Quotes from the best programme ever - STILL GAME!
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SCOTTTLAND! SCOTTTLAND! You. Must. Be. SHITIN yersel! #StillGameQuote
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Oh flower of Scotland when will we see this line again #StillGameQuote
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Isa is the Daily Bugle. The Gestapo. Before long she'd huv ye strapped to a chair, drilling yer teeth tryin tae get it oot ye! #StillGameQuote
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"Where did ye get that?"
"Peggy's man goat it aff that boay that swears aw the time. Him wae the turrets"
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"Navid! The toilet doors stuck again!"
"Are trying to get in or trying to get oot?" "Trying to get oot"
"I see no dilemma" #StillGameQuote
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“Ye doin food son?”
“Normally aye but ma cooks in hospital wae the depression”
“Queerest thing I’ve ever seen. Took aw his clathes off, put them in a neat wee pile, walked into the water. They carted him. He wis navy blue...shoutin and bawlin aboot toasties” #StillGameQuote
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Aye well you'd huv a bloody job wringing his neck he's in a million bits! Buuut if you want to rummage through the mush to find his neck to wring, you're welcome to try sir! #StillGameQuote
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Through his ane shite a man must wade alone #StillGameQuote
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We've shot every creature on God's earth. We even, kicked a giraffe to death once. #StillGameQuote
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“She’s a lovely woman that Isa”
“Aye, if yer stone deaf...”
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The McDade millions will not be passed on to the natural son John but instead, in its totality, to the cat and dug home! #StillGameQuote
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“Ye doin food son?”
“Normally aye but ma cooks in hospital wae the depression”
“Queerest thing I’ve ever seen. Took aw his clathes off, put them in a neat wee pile, walked into the water. They carted him. He wis navy blue...shouting and bawlin aboot toasties” #StillGameQuote
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18 Nov 2025
"How much were you planning to spend?"
"80 quid. Max"
"Aye well there's an opticians next door, get yersel a thicker pair a specs!" #StillGameQuote
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There are two customers hinging about like a couple of spare pricks for the paint guy. The carpet arsehole is unable to assist because the shiftless bastard knows hee haw aboot paint! #StillGameQuote
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"Is your telly no working?"
"Oh no it works fine, I just can't get a picture" #StillGameQuote
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"Are you aboot ready?"
"I am a bawhair away fae perfection, Jack" #StillGameQuote
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