Uncle. Killbot. Sea hag. Twat.
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Free advice for small town sheriffs:
- No, they weren't animal attacks.
- Yes, your wife is sleeping with Greg.
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Stone Dead Jane Austen (She/Her) retweeted
9 Aug 2024
Don't call them Farage Riots. It makes him really upset.
8 Aug 2024
Nigel Farage says it upsets him when people call the far-right violence 'The Farage Riots'. So people should definitely not do that
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Stone Dead Jane Austen (She/Her) retweeted
22 May 2024
I believe I speak for the nation #GeneralElection
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Stone Dead Jane Austen (She/Her) retweeted
30 Apr 2023
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Stone Dead Jane Austen (She/Her) retweeted
30 Apr 2023
imagine being a voluntary serf and actually swearing that oath next weekend. just imagine kneeling down and putting your full head under the boot of a family of nonces while swearing an oath of allegiance out loud in your living room
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11 Jan 2023
Hey @RishiSunak!
If you're serious about "building a better future that restores optimism, hope, and pride in Britain", you must ditch the Government's anti-rights agenda and instead commit to PROTECTING everyone's fundamental human rights
@libertyhq
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Stone Dead Jane Austen (She/Her) retweeted
25 Oct 2022
Jacob Rees Mogg has resigned from government. It’s said he wants to spend more time on the things that matter to him like haunting stately buildings.
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Stone Dead Jane Austen (She/Her) retweeted
20 Oct 2022
Could do with a cheeky Genny Lec right now
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Stone Dead Jane Austen (She/Her) retweeted
20 Oct 2022
Brb, installing a revolving door in #10
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Stone Dead Jane Austen (She/Her) retweeted
12 Sep 2022
Protest isn't a gift from the State.
IT'S A FUNDAMENTAL RIGHT.
Being able to choose what, how, and when we protest is a vital part of a healthy and functioning democracy. theguardian.com/uk-news/2022…
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Stone Dead Jane Austen (She/Her) retweeted
12 Sep 2022
💬"Whoever you are, whatever your cause, it is vital you are able to stand up for what you believe in without facing the risk of criminalisation."
🗣️@jodietbeck
independent.co.uk/news/uk/cr…
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Stone Dead Jane Austen (She/Her) retweeted
5 Sep 2022
From the Rights Removal Bill, crackdown on protests & the Rwanda refugee scheme - the government has been chipping away at ALL our rights.
Share 7 actions for @trussliz that would show a clean break from this dangerous drift & put human rights at the heart of decision-making ✊🏽
ALT image of to do list for new PM, image reads: Leave our Human Rights Act alone Abandon the Northern Ireland Troubles Bill Start respecting refugee and migrant rights Stop excessive curbs on our right to protest Reform policing Urgently evacuate women’s rights defenders who need to flee to safety from Afghanistan Bring home wrongly imprisoned British Nationals
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18 Aug 2022
This rewatch of NYPD Blue keeps bringing up gems. Today, @Omundson
ALT Screenshot from NYPD Blue season 8 episode 11 showing Timothy Omundson as a police psychologist. Subtitles read 'Do you think you're feeling anxiety...'
Stone Dead Jane Austen (She/Her) retweeted
20 Jul 2022
Someone told me that if you close your eyes, Rishi sounds like Will from The Inbetweeners and now I can't unhear it.
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