Beam Me Up 🛸

I was thinking it’s strange we use soap, like we’re the only ones doing that on this planet. At least that’s what I assumed until I looked into it. It turns out wild orangutans in the Borneo rainforest have been observed crossing rivers to obtain human soap, subsequently using it to wash and lather themselves. Isn’t that crazy?

People are waiting on the US government to tell them non-humans are real when there is literally a pregnant non-human with 13 implants available for research in Peru.

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I have magical powers now ✨

I want to believe 🛸👽

Who is Trump speaking to?

How your email finds America 🇺🇸

Alright strap in. Nordic aliens are ascended light beings that traveled back in time to hybridize with humans so that we could harness vril, thus creating white people and securing their own future existence in a Bootstrap Paradox. Nazi occultists first made contact with them via astral projection. The Nordics revealed they were locked in an existential war against an AI hivemind of gestalt demon cultists attempting to breach the warp and devour all material realms into a nightmarish collective of mind-rape assimilation. In exchange for a pact to reunite the scattered Nordic's ancestor-descendent hybrid bloodlines, the Nordics shared advanced technology and esoteric knowledge, so that we could join them in an interdimensional holy war to save all remaining realities including our own. The Greys are their corrupted mirror image. They are other humans from the future who rejected ascension into the light and instead merged with the machine demons. They're now traveling back in time as soulless biological androids, serving the Archonic demon forces in the creation of data centers to continue the endless cyclical battle of analog light versus digital darkness. Elon Musk started Spacex to break through the firmament after he learned that the Jews and their Masonic allies—the original architects of the demon gestalt that would eventually become the Greys—subverted the Western nations to defeat the Nazis in an effort to destroy the esoteric knowledge they acquired to astral project as well as the interdimensional UFO technology given to them by the Nordics so that humanity couldn't cross the dimensional rift to aid the Nordics. Musk’s true mission is to punch through the firmament the old-fashioned way and re-establish direct contact with the Nordics so we can join the fight in time to win this cycle in the perpetual struggle against Cyber Satan.

Not all fairy tales are written down in books. The Fairy Glen, Scotland.

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Last known photo of missing General Niel McCasland has been released He was picking up a package at a local REI He also purchased multiple first aid kits Why would he pick up a first aid kit if he wanted to off himself?!

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Mentally, I’m here

I have magical powers now ✨