Married, Father to Olivia and William.

Joined May 2012
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One last swim😭
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Tell u what. Be some 2 weeks detox this. No booze and food is shite! Gyms tiny tho. Get a few kg off before the summer though and earn a few quid. 💪
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youtu.be/8P7wbclAW80?is=FkGO… Give this MJ remix a listen.

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You were watching PawPatrol on YouTube after curfew were you not?
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"Oh, I nearly forgot. Three pints of Guinness please"
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Absolutely this.
Parents who were so weak they were happy to let their children have unfettered access to social media will not suddenly become good parents now their children don't have access to social media.
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Once the ban comes in. Your kids can watch this.
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My Kids can use my phone if they want. I trust them.
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Russia was behind arson attacks targeting UK PM Keir Starmer, BBC reveals bbc.in/3Q3lOy1
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Some drive to great Yarmouth that. Back to graft!
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20 quid for fried rice!
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Labour’s defence cuts really starting to bite now
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Hired a car, reluctantly paid the small excess cover. Or excess is £1750 per incident. Got a puncture day one and scratched alloy. Buzzing. Wont use @Enterprise again with those rates. Got one in Greece. €150 4 days fully covered.
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Lifted the lads. Huge upset with the minnows, Scotland, sneaking a win.
“Flower of Scotland” from the stands.. Some support from the Scottish 👏🤩 JUST listen to that noise…
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Jean-Claude Van Damme showing up as an enthusiastic background dancer in cult classic Breakin’ (1984) will never not be funny. 🤣😂
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Too full on her I bet. Not reading that essay.
My husband went on a “boys’ weekend camping trip” up north. Before he left, he told me there’d be zero cell service, so I shouldn’t worry if I didn’t hear from him. Around 11 p.m. on Saturday, I was watching TV when the doorbell rang. Standing there was his best friend’s fiancée, looking like she’d been crying. Without saying much, she held up her iPad. She had used Find My to track her fiancé’s device, which had accidentally remained connected to their shared account. “The campsite is four hours north,” she said quietly. “But their location is showing a boutique hotel downtown. Five miles from here.” At that exact moment, my phone buzzed with a text from my husband: “Hey babe, finally climbed a hill and got a bar of service. Miss you. Going to sleep in the tent now.” She looked at the message, then at me. “Call him,” she said. “Put it on speaker. Ask him how the campfire is.” I called.
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OHHH NEILLLLLLLL 📲 Follow Us On TikTok 👉 tiktok.com/@officialhullfc ⚫️⚪️ #COYH
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These tweets are to catch people out with dodgy firesticks. I dont know anyone who has one like. 15 quid is it?
Surely no one is paying £15 for Tommy Fury v Eddie Hall. Wouldn’t even watch it if it was free
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Flanagan a right cock. 100% have him at hull mind
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Can we sign max wood please. Set of hands on him.
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