I meditated in Himalayas for decades. Detaching myself from worldly success, I emerged as Baba. Then one fine day, I saw Twitter.
Joined March 2013
- Tweets 716
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10 Nov 2015
"Umm...excuse me! Can you please help? I was just passing by, and an idiot pinned me on this board. I mean...who does that to a tweet!"
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15 May 2024
Little bird chewing on tiny moths grew up quickly. It could talk, sing, yell and cry, but only until a glitch in the matrix that turned her into a robot called X.
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5 Apr 2020
My skill picked his sword gracefully, stepped forward, displayed few amazing moves, lost his balance, and sliced my confidence into two pieces.
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1 Apr 2020
Mrs. William combed her son's hair, tied his shoes, adjusted his tie, wore him suit, and momma's boy kept crying, I don't want to get married.
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31 Mar 2020
Took a deep breath and a sharp spin. Turned myself into a panda. My kids giggled. But then a stare from my wife got me back to being an ass.
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30 Mar 2020
After days, I got out of my house. The virus was gone, people were recovering, but nothing would undo the damage caused by Valentine's Day.
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30 Mar 2020
“Marry me! I will make you feel like a princess.” I told Olivia.
“Sure! Umm...go stand in the queue.”
“What? there is no queue.”
“Oh God!!...Then arrange for one.”
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29 Mar 2020
I was very lonely. So I invited Jane over. She came and sanitised me first. Then locked me inside my own bedroom, punishing me for imagining her.
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10 Jul 2018
Drunk, I filled my wine bottle with problems. Lobbed it far in a sea. Felt good. Morning, woke up at the beach, and the bottle slept beside.
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10 Jul 2018
I searched the inbox, its subfolders, junk and trash, but couldn't find the unread thought in my brain I had marked 'important' a while ago.
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10 Jul 2018
A sheep saw a stop sign, and stopped. The rest followed. They halted for hours, until one gathered courage to move, and got hit by a car.
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8 Jul 2018
"You performed flawless today. Audience loved it." He said raising a toast.
"But Master, am I REALLY a non-living thing?" His puppet asked.
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8 Jul 2018
My job is to rescue. Every night I put my life in danger, break through scary lockers, and rescue poor diamonds imprisoned by greedy humans.
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8 Jul 2018
Number 7 is unlucky for me. That's the number of drinks I had, before I went to propose her. Things went drastically wrong. She said 'yes'.
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6 Jul 2018
Unable to tolerate a couple's nonsense conversation any longer, a coffee mug jumped off the table to suicide, shattering itself into pieces.
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6 Jul 2018
My creative little brain stood by the edge of a cliff, took a deep breath, unfurled the wings of imagination and scratched its itchy armpits.
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6 Jul 2018
You broke up with me. I wrote you an apology letter for all my mistakes, like spraying a scent on this letter, you’re fatally allergic to.
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5 Jul 2018
Gathered my fears to throw them in a river. At the bridge, they cried for forgiveness. I agreed. Later at night, heard them laughing at me.
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5 Jul 2018
Romeo and Juliet, both walked while texting, with their gaze glued to their phone. Crossed each other without noticing, and never met again.
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5 Jul 2018
I saw you. Rushed to my house to open that iron box, I'd locked love inside. It was empty. May be love'd already sneaked out looking for me.
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5 Jan 2018
Our relationship caught fire. Daisy and I held hands, and ran to the exit door. She jumped off the balcony. And I was scared of heights.
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