Audience critic.
Joined February 2010
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4 Apr 2023
Something changed or maybe it didn’t.
I may or may not have receipts.
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Ryan Stout retweeted
May 31
Victor Wembanyama right on time...
3 Nov 2023
In less than 3 years it will be Wembanyama's league and he will have it for a decade.
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Ryan Stout retweeted
Apr 18
It is with profound sadness that we announce the loss of Bob Kevoian, beloved co-founder and longtime host of The Bob & Tom Show, who passed away peacefully Friday afternoon at his home, surrounded by family and friends. Details regarding memorial services will be shared at a later time.
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Feb 8
HER: The baby is holding the bottle on her own!
ME: Great… That means she’s only one step away from throwing it on the floor on her own.
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Ryan Stout retweeted
26 Jan 2025
2025 Update with
@StoutRyan
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30 Oct 2024
I will block anyone who joined this app after 2022.
They can’t possibly be real.
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Ryan Stout retweeted
28 Oct 2024
RETWEET this. Every day. Until Election Day.
Anyone anywhere in America who tells you Donald Trump will be better for the economy needs this tweeted at them IMMEDIATELY.
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Ryan Stout retweeted
22 Oct 2024
(📢) The meme to end all memes: the Top 100 reasons not to support Donald Trump... in one image.
I’m a NYT-bestselling Trump biographer, and this is the culmination of what I learned over a decade.
What do you think—any chance we could get this to 50K RETWEETS by Election Day?
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20 Sep 2024
Complete, unhinged conjecture unsupported by any scientific testing. And the conflation of “social interactions” with “professional comedic performance” is top-notch ignorance.
Just a reminder, don’t confuse funny with nice
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29 Aug 2024
GOVERNMENT
The United States Electoral College is a DEI initiative that proportionately distributes power among voters.
POLITICS
Republicans hate DEI while insisting the Electoral College is necessary.
Democrats hate the Electoral College while insisting DEI is necessary.
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16 Jul 2024
Sure. Hold comedians to a higher standard than your nation’s leaders.
Makes total sense.
Scrutinize a single “offensive” joke from a live comedy show while defending a politician’s “offensive” comments by claiming, “They were just joking.”
Selective free speech— Great policy.
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13 Jul 2024
Fitness guru dead at 76.
Sex therapist dead at 96.
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7 Jul 2024
It’s real easy to get Americans on board with climate science.
Just stop calling it “climate change” and drop any mention of saving lives.
Instead, call it “climate control” and tease the goal of a potential military “weather weapon.”
You’ll have funding within the hour.
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11 Jan 2024
A new form of trauma for comedians:
The social media algorithm chooses content that will “interest you” and it’s an old flyer for a show you did weeks ago, but still haven’t been paid.
I’m not “interested;” I should be paid the principal with “interest.”
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21 Nov 2022
ELTON JOHN: I’m going to stop touring to be with my family. And I want to show you why I’m going to stop touring. Please welcome David, Zachary, and Elijah.
MY WIFE: Boooooooooooooo!!!
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28 Sep 2022
I’m jealous of all the young stand-up comedians who have pristine video footage of themselves on stage.
I come from a time when comedy clubs recorded comedians using their own club-camera, burned DVDs for us to take home, and let us discover that all the discs were blank.
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8 Sep 2022
Waiting for comedy historian, @ClassicShowbiz, to post pics of old news snippets revealing this problem dates back to the 1920’s.
A man allegedly snuck backstage at a comedy club, stole a magician's costume and masturbated on a couch. tmz.com/2022/09/06/man-mastu…
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12 Jul 2022
Pay no attention to the woman laughing, screaming, laughing some more, and holding a knife. Everything is fine. I can vouch for her; her story checks out.
12 Jul 2022
Not getting good looks from people at the park. Maybe because I’m wearing earbuds & listening to @StoutRyan’s Man in the Suit; laughing to this album; sometimes screaming if I see a snake; going off the trails; & wearing camouflage—all while holding a knife. 🔪🍄 #MushroomHunting
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17 Jun 2022
Just thought of a killer tag for a topical joke I was doing in 2009.
Timing really is everything.
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