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It’s funny that half of my friends from my 20’s are just normal married with kids; while the other half are like larping revolutionary’s practicing some pseudo-communist accelerationism Then there’s me: just getting stoned with my cat, vibin’
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Had the realization that all of these privileged socialist trust fund kids that are getting into politics (like Seattles mayor) have made their entire identity treating the federal government the same way they treat their parents. Rebel, but still expect support & funding.
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Go to a local minor league game. Sit in random seats. Buy a foot long hot dog. Complain about the pitchers. - Anthony Bourdain
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The existence of the Pacific North West has convinced me that Nordic people require a certain amount of misery in their life or else they will just kill themselves.
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Hey guys, isn’t it heckin awesome that they rescheduled weed!!!!!! (So that pharmaceutical companies can strip the plant and profit off it) Necessary Voting Eligibility Laws for the sake of national security with bipartisan base support? Of course not 🙂
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Fuck Tobacco (but) Nanny State decisions are never good
The UK has passed the Tobacco and Vapes Bill, banning anyone born after January 1, 2009 from ever purchasing tobacco products.
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Happy do what we do every other day day 💚
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Real Geeker
NEW: President Trump cracks a joke about wanting to take a psychedelic drug to deal with anxiety: "Can I have some please? I'll take whatever it takes. I don't have time to be depressed."
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I know my dad’s humor is elite, because 30 years ago he made me a Seattle Mariners fan
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Happy Easter! Christ is King
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I certainly can imagine.
Can you imagine being high af and seeing this on tv😭😭
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Thats TWO unexpected sinkers from a American submariner this week
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Marxists are like hahaha you actually fell for western propaganda that said Iran killed 40K protestors you fucking moron it was actually 10K tops
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Trump really did listen to their no kings protests, he’s 2/2 now.
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A-10’s & B-1 Lancer’s in the same campaign 🥹 Plane autists, our time is now
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I always be forgetting to turn off my SAMs when I get back from oil. Understandable f15 losses. Going to need y’all to farm some scrap to get those back though
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Minnesota is weeks if not days away from owning a nuclear weapon.
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Being able to kidnap a head of state, and decapitate a regional military power back to back without taking a single american casualty is such a wild spectacle of power i don't think it has any other historic precedent
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🚨Breaking: District Judge Overturns Khamenei's Death
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