Children's author- performed at 3,000 schools, libraries & book festivals around UK, Hong Kong, UAE, India & Oz 📚 Gigs at Latitude Fest26 with Lewis Capaldi!
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Can today get any better?! Just been booked to host 11 gigs in Ireland next February! 📚 Just had my parking fine rescinded, and now booked tickets to see The High Life tomorrow! 😃Pif, paf, pof! @forbesmasson
Nearly at the end of a fantastic book tour around Ireland! Worked with over 3000 pupils from 22 schools, hosted a show at Seamus Heaney HomePlace, met Children's Laureate Frank Cottrell-Boyce, and this morning, scraped a wee bit of snow off my car! 🥶
Fabulous show at the Seamus Heaney HomePlace, Bellaghy. Awesome audience, brilliant little book buyers, and all my lady elephants were amazing!
Thank you everybody 😃
It's now official 😆 I am performing at the 20th edition of Latitude Festival in July, and camping in the enclosed performers arena, alongside Lewis Capaldi, David Byrne, Billy Ocean, and hoping to catch up with Sir Lenny Henry, a passionate advocate for children's literacy!📚
I'd been invited to today's school every year since 2012 (now my 15th visit), and this little kid says to his teacher, "He gets better every year!" 😁 Then he turns to me and says, "Keep up the good work!" 🤣🤣🤣 Yup, I'll take that!
On a school visit yesterday, I was chatting with a teacher and some pupils. I said that I'd bought my wife a Valentine's card but had forgotten where I'd hidden it! One little kid says, "Why don't you treat her then. Take her out to McDonald's!" ❤️
Sounds like plan, young man!
Absolutely brilliant to be invited to East Dunbartonshire's Reading Showcase 😁 Great to meet so many teachers and pupils, and to catch up with those awesome authors Lindsay Littleson and Victoria Williamson 📚📚📚