A Catholic Priest of Jesus Christ and Blessed Virgin Mary stan. My jokes are jokes.
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In Americaβs 250-year history, 45 different men have been U.S. President and 22 of them (48%) share first names with another U.S President.
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If we steal Elon Musk's money we could find a cure for covetousness.
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Jay Leno took a $15 million pay cut to save half of The Tonight Show's crew's jobs
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Yo, how are my fellow thousandaires livin it up tonite?
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It's fun to imagine this is Abed from COMMUNITY
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The intro 'I'm your only friend, I'm not your only friend, but I'm a little glowing friend,' is similar to Simon & Garfunkel's intro to "The Boxer": 'I am just a poor boy, though my story's seldom told'.
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"Filabuster vigilantly" is a great lyric because nightlights use filaments to keep vigil through the night.
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Some hotels offer wake-up calls.
Others go the extra mile.
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Tweet: I just bought a field.
Reply: I hope she seeds this bro!
Tweet: I'm adopting a cat.
Reply: I hope she feeds this bro!
Tweet: This neighborhood is unsafe.
Reply: I hope she heeds this bro!
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I once played a boardgame called "Marrying Mr. Darcy," was the character Elizabeth Bennet, successfully married Mr. Darcy, and somehow still lost. As you might imagine, I felt rather indignant.
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Abstaining from forehead kisses until marriage
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"Hi USA! Even though I'm European, I absolutely love how much Americans like being complimented on X!"
Me: "That's so cool! Hey, wait a second..."
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Elon Musk is so rich that he could add a like to every post on X.
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Ironically, tendons and tenuous are connected.
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