Grateful sub/slave lucky to be Owned by @Turk_Innocenti. Spaghetti brains. Mayhem. Writer. ............................... Contact my Owner before sending a DM.
Joined March 2019
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Journey to Submission.
Enjoy! Or not.
I write things.
houstonsubgirl.com
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28 May 2025
Dear Idiots,
Wrong. And more wrong.
e.g. = Exempli Gratis
i.e. = Id Est
Just stop.
—Someone who took 3 years of actual Latin and who auto-translates each time those abbreviations are used
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27 May 2025
If you get “misgendered” everywhere, maybe you aren’t trying hard enough.
Up your woman-face cosplay game.
#TranswomenAreMen
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13 May 2025
Y’all left off the part where you and the besties drive blind drunk for an hour up 35N to get back to campus after tubing all day. “A beer” my a$$. 🤣🙈
13 May 2025
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8 Apr 2025
I grew up, sitting in Hoffheinz Pavillion with my father— close enough to see the sweat— watching Clyde the Glide, Akeem the Dream, and Phi Slama Jama…
He would’ve *loved* watching tonight’s game. 🥹🥹🥹
WHOSE HOUSE???
COOGS HOUSE!!!
#NCAAChampionship #coogshouse
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1 Apr 2025
What in the wild wild world of sports is going on here? 🤣
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14 Mar 2025
But OF COURSE when I’m at Walmart *specifically* to buy booze, with a cart already full of it, I run into 16’s ultra-religious bestie, who saw but politely ignored my cart.
🤣🤣🤣
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Houston SubGirl retweeted
2 Mar 2025
The Texas Declaration of Independence wasn't just words on paper. It was the birth certificate of a nation. Every time you see the Lone Star flag, you're looking at the symbol of the sovereign republic established on March 2, 1836.
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27 Feb 2025
Hey @elonmusk @DOGE literally ALL of the fed dollars going to Houston need to be cut.
It’s either: imaginary programs or 99% unnecessary.
Maybe keep the one about fire trucks at airports, that’s all. The rest is grift.
Thanks @DataRepublican
datarepublican.com/award_sea…
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24 Feb 2025
🚨 BREAKING: Regular folks are going to get up in the morning and do their usual daily routine.
Do you support having a regular daily routine?
If YES, drop a 👍 and follow for updates! 🇺🇸
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23 Feb 2025
If not validating mental illness with imaginary pronouns is actual violence, then OF COURSE a request for job accountability from federal workers is a direct threat.
Obviously.
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19 Feb 2025
Acceptable access to personal information:
✅DMV
✅Hospital
✅Car loan
✅Credit cards
✅Mortgages
✅Rent
✅Electric bill
✅ALL bank accounts
✅ALL state/federal benefits programs
✅Signing your kid up for sports
✅School registration
❌Financial audit of government
❌ID to vote
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18 Feb 2025
Hahahaha 💯🎯
“Transwomen” are MEN.
Full stop.
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16 Feb 2025
Wait. Our military guys that protect us have to pay for their own frikken food?
And they still get sh!t on a shingle?
Because $150M went in someone’s pocket?
Burn it down.
@elonmusk @DOGE @PeteHegseth
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15 Feb 2025
Elon could have FIVE HUNDRED kids and pay each BM $100K PER MONTH for each kid for 18 YEARS and still have enough left over to pay out of pocket for ~300 SpaceX rocket launches by himself.
That’s one launch every month for the next 25 years.
Let that man get laid in peace.
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14 Feb 2025
And men think us wimmins have unreasonable expectations on ValentiMes day. 🤣
TEN SPOTS LEFT GUYS! 🤞
#trannies #ValentinesDay
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13 Feb 2025
Now this is the content I’m here for.
13 Feb 2025
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