Submissive, Servant, Smartass
Joined February 2026
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Jun 3
Me: You should call out the bad practices of a company you support, so they don’t do that shit again
Chuds: You’re a contrarian! You want to eat Tim Sweeney’s ass! I’d include a third example to adhere to the comedic rule of thirds, but no one was original enough to make one!
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Jun 3
Happy Pride Month to all the homosexuals who wear this brand.
Remember, some states will put you to death for touching kids, so keep your hands to yourself
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May 27
Steve Harvey: Name something that can only be said by someone who has never talked to a man.
Number one answer on the board:
May 25
how come compliments = flirting to men
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May 21
Translation: I was wrong but I don’t want to admit it
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May 17
Glitch Drama summarized:
“You should support body positivity for all body types.
But only body types I deem ugly”
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May 9
Watching Bungie fall from grace while also watcing Halo languish, it feels like both Bungie and Xbox made wishes on a monkey's paw.
"I wish to be freed from being Xbox exclusive"
"We want more control on Halo."
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May 8
So, I will admit, I was wrong. Rumors were true, Nintendo bent to investors and is increasing the price of the switch 2. Shamed to see it. Glad it's not as bad as it was. Maybe Nintendo will bundle an older game with it to lessen the blow and I'm glad they held on as long(1/2)
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May 8
as they did without changing the price. Still pissed off and I hope they fix this fast.
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May 7
If you see anyone with a steam controller, demand to see the receipt. I wanna know how many needed it so bad they bought it scalped
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May 6
“This is a universe that made me. That raised me. And that had me. And I will ask is that you spend the rest of your days honoring that.”
i don't normally make follow-ups for me shitposts but this definitely deserves one
ALT Sophia (OC) comforts a slightly distraught Domesticated Thragg. THRAGG: WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO AFTER YOU'RE GONE? THRAGG:WHAT IS THIS UNIVERSE WITHOUT YOU IN IT? SOPHIA: CONTINUE TO LIVE IN A UNIVERSE THAT *HAD* ME IN IT.
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Apr 21
I win (again)
Apr 21
Thanks for admitting you’re a vile person
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Apr 20
Add one to the K:D Ratio
Apr 20
See what I mean?
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Feb 16
"Yo that edible was nothing."
Me, 20 minutes later:
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