I'm in charge... of my... area
Joined January 2018
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Twitter: you've gained 600 followers
Me: wow, 600 more people seeing my tweets
twitter: *laugh* what?
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We had a great dinner together, she laughed at all my jokes, she kept touching my arm, then I saw her at another table doing the same exact thing with another guy. Let's just say I didn't tip 20%
What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on?
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Kind of shocked that Golden Girls did an AIDS episode. You have to remember, back in the 80s NOBODY wanted AIDS
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The pills are working, my blood pressure is perfect. I'm gonna have a long flaccid life
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Jun 9
Remembered something embarrassing and started moaning and my coworker walked in so I pretended I was humming a song. Good thing I didn't scream like I do in the shower
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I wonder what discussing film is up to today. Comparing Bergman and Fellini perhaps? Showcasing Ozu's camera style and how the right focal length can deepen the reality of a scene? Examining Hitchcock's use of color in Vertigo? Considering the subtly haunting sound design of
First look at the Trojan Horse popcorn bucket for ‘THE ODYSSEY’.
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I can tell just by what you named your kids that you have that shoulder tattoo of a dandelion blowing in the wind where the seeds turn into birds
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*closing my eyes, charging my special girl superpower* you're ugly. Your voice is weird. 2,000 dollars please
Jun 9
i think im very good at being hyper-aware of my own body's responses to micro changes in body language in men, and noticing physical tension in men's bodies or voices that causes me to be guarded/not aroused, and then articulating all of this quickly live to the guy (with suggestions) in rapid feedback.
I think i could be really valuable for coaching men here, but it's hard to explain exactly what the thing is. It also requries extreme concentration, so it's exhausting and i would charge a lot. I haven't done this at Slutcon cause it's hard to scale and takes a lot of time to do, but if anybody is interested in like $2k/hr one-on-one in person for this let me know. I'm not afraid of men's sexuality, and I'm nonjudgmental, and also brutally honest, and (I have been told) a great teacher.
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I'm trying to buy myself a trust handle, that thing they make you squeeze in therapy when you're anxious, but I can't find one. I need the blindfold too
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Come on guys, that warm stick thing? He gives you the blindfold and you squeeze it until you feel better? Where do you buy one?
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RT @panoptisean: So you’ve got A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z… but THEN… THEN you’ve got…
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Running out of my date's house because she started lifting my shirt and almost found the boogers
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These people need to be put in solitary confinement. I'm referring to the people who see headlines like this and can't immediately tell they're fake
Jun 8
TEXAS WOMAN ARRESTED FOR
"DISGUISED AS A MAN' TO ENTER ALL-MALE BBQ COMPETITION, WON FIRST PLACE
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Story is not true sacurrent.com/news/fake-stor…
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Let go of my ego this morning and indulged my feminine side (showered)
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