Freedom enjoyer.
Joined March 2022
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16 Jan 2025
"Well this is embarrassing." he lied.
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If you don't like current you current can't help you create future you.
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#FirstImpressionMasterclass Being first to speak during introductions can convey confidence but makes you a terrible mime.
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"AI isn"'t real." Disappointing news, have you noticed nothing is real?
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It's Sunday morning let me enjoy my breakfast cheeseburger in peace.
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"Aldi food is fine go back to eating your Loy's potato chips."
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Stop saying you're enlightened when you just mean scared.
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Some people just have nothing to prove. Of course, the prosecutors called it, "No alibi."
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instead of hatred and violence imagine if humanity came together to develop a t-shirt with a fourth wolf howling at the moon?
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My wife got SO MAD just because I got her a dictionary. I assumed she'd appreciate it given how often she asks me, "What's that supposed to mean!?"
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World Cup facts: It's called the World Cup but not everyone competes. For example, once again nobody picked me for their team.
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SentientBunnySuit🐰 retweeted
Nothing good goes in the microwave at 3am
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If there are ancient curses it follows that there should be extremely new curses, like "I hope that they fire you and replace you with AI but the AI quits."
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SentientBunnySuit🐰 retweeted
Jun 11
Special Event tonight only
Cat Father Tags 😎🍸
with special guest @ChampneyLisa
and my wife @Titmousie2
#IfIWereAGangster
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SentientBunnySuit🐰 retweeted
Jun 11
#IfIWereAGangster
I would live in mansion from the Godfather movie😂
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Who is the real monster here? The giant radioactive fire breathing lizard the size of a skyscraper, or the producers who forced him to make movies?
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I buy my condiments at Grocery Store Outlet because it's nice to know it's going to taste vaguely familiar to normal food.
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Espionage is my middle name. Going through TSA is hell for me.
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